An angry cowboy walks into a saloon

[Hahaha]

"Who painted my horse green?!" he screams.
All the patrons awkwardly stare around at each other. No one answers.
"I said, who. Painted. My horse. Green?" says the cowboy, now seriously pissed off.
The crowd is quietly murmuring, but still no answer.
Now in apoplexy the cowboy starts cursing and threatening, "WHO in the goddamn..."
He is interrupted by a 6'6" scarred and grizzled trapper.
In a deep, gruff voice he says "I did."
"... It uhh, it's dry now, if you'd like to varnish it"

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