An englishman an irishman and an american man

[Jabber wock]

An Englishman, an Irishman and and American man all went on a pub crawl in New York.

They all got plastered and the American decided to show them some of the sights of his city and they went up to the top of the empire state building.

At the top the American said that he thought he could fly, jumped off the roof, flew once round the building and landed and said "thats easy when you have had a few - who is next ?"

The Irishman thought he would have a go, jumped off the roof, bounced off the building a few times on the way down and crashed to his death at the bottom.
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The English man said to the American "Superman you are a real ******* when you get drunk"