An irish joke .... ( no offence )

[FAHMAN]

: Wots A DIY store btw?:help:
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[karissed]

LMFAO Funny:clap
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[Lubyloo]

::;; Before we even got to that point he would have been out of the store.

 

[ESS-93]

An Irishman whilst out shopping went into a shop for sauasages.

Hi, 'Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?' asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter.

The assistant looked at him and asked: 'Are you Irish?'

'If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was

Italian?'' demanded the Irishman indignantly.

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was

German?'

Then, warming to his theme, he went on ............ 'Or if I asked you for a

Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?' if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?


Would Ya? Would Ya?'




The assistant said: 'Well, no.'


Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear.


'And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French?'

'Well no, I probably wouldn't' conceded the assistant.


So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says: 'Well, all right then,

why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?'


The assistant replied:





'Because you're in a DIY store'