An old tale

[Your Uncle Dodge!]

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters morning sickness.

It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant."

The mother turned red with fury and she sceamed at the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became more and more enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. And I was hoping that they would show up again.