....and here's some more puzzlers!

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If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?

If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?

If a dog sweats through his tongue, why does he have armpits?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound can he still hear his walkman?

If a man speaks and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound and would anyone care?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If a woman can be a meter maid, can a man be a meter butler?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If God sneezes...what should you say?

If inert is to be stationary, what is ert?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?