Angel Massage and Spa

[JoHannes(2)]

Went to the Angel Massage and Spa on Oak and 67th after seeing an ad in the GS. Decided to call and was told there is plenty of parking in the back (it's in a strip mall). I rang the buzzer and a heftier Chinese lady answered the door. She led me into a small room at the back and started making conversation. At this point, I was pulling a Homer Simpson and hoping this wasn't the woman who was going to give me the rub...don't know if I verbalized it but as soon as I thought it, she gave up the chit-chat and said she was going to send a woman in. Didn't even offer a line-up (don't think there were too many working on a Saturday afternoon).

I waited the obligatory 5 minutes and the door opened to a HK Chinese lady (and I'm being generous here) who must have been in her late 30's or 40's... so she tells me to strip down to my birthday suit but I only go down to my undies....

Now this woman is in her late 30's or 40's and underneath the smock/lab coat she was wearing (it passes as a legit spa), she looked like she had an OK body but that opinion would change quite quickly...

I opted for the $38 (+tax) for 45 minute special and so she started doing her rubbing...it wasn't too bad but it wasn't too good either - not as hard as I would have liked it. As she made her way down my back, she took my skivvies off and what ensued was the usual playing with the balls and the shaft until the big fella was beyond the point of no return...then she asks if I'm interested in "extras".... the menu is as follows:

Topless HJ: $.8
BJ: $1.0
FS: $1.3

So I opt for the BJ thinking that I can close my eyes and think it'll be something else until she takes her clothes off... and the folds start hanging. She goes into the CBJ and I play a little but am not too interested... finish up, take a shower and the final damage was $1.4

Hate to say this but if you spend an extra red, you're going to get much better service at a place like Bex...

Definitely avoid this place like the plague...

 

[irishgreenc16]

Like on a fishing show, you have to throw back the ones you don't like. If I go to an AMP, I select the gal before I pay or I walk. If the gal wants too much or there is no chemistry, I don't get the extras and just leave a tip for the massage. I have discovered that the grandma HJ/BJ/FS is never worth it at any price.

 

[curly]

I agree with Fatman. If you are not interested in the woman,
why even think about paying her money.I always tell the
door person I am interested in seeing all the girls before I
stay.If I don't see anything that does it for me,I'm gone.
Believe me,they will understand! Its your money!!

 

[cjw08]

If you would like a nice massage without the extras and for a good price check out that place on the west side of Cambie just before 16 ave. They have students sometimes available who
do a very good massage for 1 green for 45 min.Throw them a
tip if you are happy.Mine was happy with 15.I had a very
nice Chinese lady(about 28 yr.)who was quite good.As if she
could read my mind,she said she dosen't massage the center
area. OK fine.Nice relaxing massage.Sweet lady.Total 35.
Whats wrong with that for a change?

 

[Abdul Hafiz]

rider6 do you think any at the cambie place would provide more than just a massage?

 

[Alisha M]

Asian Brother, to clearify my post above, I didn't mean for my post to sound like a dig at you, since I have done the same thing before (the lord knows, more times than I care to admit). I just put it forward so that other members would learn from it (walk when the offering is sub-standard). Hopefully the service in the AMPs will not drop (and maybe improve), when us customers use the power of our feet and walk when we are not shown respect. The amp owners have to come to realize that the only woman over 35 in their establishments, should be called "Mommie" by the gals doing the work (ie: they should be the management).

 

[spider367]

Rider 6, this is much too interesting a topic to stick in the middle of another review. Why not start a new thread and add more details? What's the name of this place, for starters...

 

[I Like Turtles]

Fatman... you make a good point and believe me, being a "vet" on here, I should be following my own advice and walking away but damm...sometimes it's just bad news when you go in thinking it'll just be a straight massage and then the big fella pops his head up... can't really just say no at that point.

For all those who read my original post...it was only meant as a warning to you all thinking about reading that ad in the GS.