Anida Massage - the actual prices

[Pompal 09.]

I stood on the corner wearing my pimp hat and cane hoping that this weather was not permanent. However, the forecast stated more cold weather. I looked down at my diamond encrusted Rolex and the date was December 2. Damn, it's winter according to the big hand.

I wrap my cape tightly around my pimptastic body; put the top up on my Lincoln Continental and decided to check out Anida Massage after all the confusion from previous posts.

I adjusted my Rose shades and propped up the feather at full mast and drove all the way down Deerfoot to Barlow. Quite the commute if you live in the NW. From there it was a few rights and about five more minutes. The place was located 5min behind the Roadking Truckstop and I was thankful my Continental was upgraded with full Navigation GPS. Obviously, this was an upgrade as is the velour interior.

I drive up the place and it's not well lit. I see signs of 'Waxing' and 'Facials' -- is Pimptastic walking into a woman's salon? Nah, the other reports say otherwise.

I grab my cane in my right hand and grasp the gold handle and waltz in. I see two women in the lounge area... one walks up and introduces herself as Lynn.

Lynn is bubbly blonde with a nice smile and demeanor. She quite nice to talk to and asks if I want the half hour massage or the half hour "full body" massage and smiles. I easily understood this code and put down myself for the full body... she replies half an hour is $60 bucks. She's not a spinner body, but I would describe her as full figured and with a great face.

I think about $60 bucks for a half hour massage real quick, but then Lynn reassures me with a smile that the "full body" massage is just as it sounds.

She offers to take my cape and cane and hang it for me while I take a quick shower. I immediately refuse stating that, "This cape holds my pimp power. If you touch it's virgin silk, then you will have the same pimptastic power that I do. Seeing as how you are not used to such responsibility, I must decline."

She looks at me odd and replies, "okay back in a second!"

So i lay down my precious cape and lean the gold handle of my Pimp cane on the wall next to my clothes and quickly shower. Hmmm.. lots of good amenities, I see the shampoo and the conditioner and things look clean. This place passes for legit like any place that I've seen.

Lynn enters shortly after and puts me at ease right away. She is quite personable and it's almost like she's your own therapeutic sports medicine therapist. The only difference is her WICKED massage. That's right... not only does she do a deep massage, but she listens to what YOU want? Oh lord, this is too good to be true.

After me guiding her "yeah, more right. Left.. now use the elbow... clockwise.. YEAH... that's the spot" . Her massage was good to begin with but she's extremely happy to take any requests that you want. My pimp knots in my shoulders melted away with her elbow and I was smiling face down hahaha.

Lynn then worked on my buttocks as I did squats at the gym earlier. Let me tell you all... STRETCH after you do squats or lunges, if not... see Lynn....she had me drooling I was so relaxed.

So then half an hour passes and I don't want it to end. Man, that was an expensive massage but it was good.

"Would you like to flip over?", Lynn asks sweetly.

I turn over and she starts the happy ending session.... sweet.. all inclusive with the "full body" session. That made me feel MUCH better. I thought that the fee was just for the massage... it was good, but hey I can't justify that much for a massage, lol.


So anyhow she uses lots of oil and begins sexy time! I opted for a topless and asked what would be a good starting point. She says, "whatever you want !" Hmmm... I used my Pimp ESP without words and conveyed forty.

"Okay, that sounds good", she replied without me having to say anything.

So Lynn pulls out these massive sweater puppets and that puts the Pimp-Man on high alert. It takes me another 5 min and the Shuttle Endeavour has left orbit.

All in all I rate her personality and service pretty high. Her happy ending technique is a little mechanical but guess what... you can tell her how you want it ... she has that "I'd love to please you attitude".

So next time, I will tell her what I like and she will do it. And so should you all.


Lynn is a gem so you guys should take the stroll all the way down there and see her. Obama says it's a good experience.

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L:7 (her face is really sweet and she's super nice and puts you at ease- great girl)

S:9 - She is an actual therapeutic masseuse. Ask her to use elbows to get those knots out!

A:10

Cost breakdown : 30min = $90 (inclusive full body)


Additional $40 Topless. (So total for half an hour topless was $130 all inclusive with massage)

So there you go, the price is a little steep, but I'm sure the massage was PIMPTASTIC. All in all, the prices are the same, maybe a lil higher than most, but they just figure you might as well include the happy ending as part of it up front. She is an extremely nice and has a great personality that is friendly that you can relax and enjoy your time with Lynn.

OH btw, She also offers duo massages with Jasmine. Havent seen Jasmine yet but if they both are this good... I will book them for sure?

I think the duo rates are 2x the regular rates (two chicks, twice the price)
But imagine the "full body" ending part of that LOL

Lynn is a great girl, check her out, all! Or I am not Pimptastic.

Go OBAMA!

 

[Pompal 09.]

This does nothing to end the confusion.....

Stud.

 

[Kemo]

Do I need to step in and sort this out?

 

[ohioisforluvers]

Absolutely!

Highly amusing side narrative Humane. And if I'm reading this right, $90 gets you massage plus HJ finish, $130 same thing but with the girl topless???

Slim - I'm thinking further digging is required.

 

[marc antony]

See? There are still questions that the orginal post should have solved. When I was there it was 120 for a one hour massage INCLUDING the happy ending (with the girl clothed). That is a great deal as far as I am concerned. So for the 30 min INCLUDING the happy ending (with the girl clothed) it should be 60. The 2 dollars a minute thing works out just like you said in the first part of the post.

But then in your summation, you say 90 for the half.

Dammit....I will race Slim over then and find out the truth.

Stud.

 

[rpobsession]

I was pretty confused as well. Even though I've been there, still a bit fuzzy. But the breakdown seems to be 30 min = $60 + $30 for clothed HJ. 45 min = $90 + $30 for HJ, pay for extras on top of that.

PS - I did like Lynn's performance on all levels.

 

[bubblegum101]

I went in to Anida, saw Jasmine, 45 mins was $90 with happy ending and I tipped an additional $40 for topless. Total was $130 for 45 min topless hj. Can't say it any clearer than that.

 

[lipstickdreams]

So then half an hour passes and I don't want it to end. Man, that was an expensive massage but it was good.


well come on Stud lol he went over 30 minutes so it became a 90$-45 min lol but we still need slim to go see for sure, I miss his tales or the deep and beond. LOL Ps I still quote like a clown

 

[Marc J]

That is correct! I guess I did explain it well enough

 

[Dan]

It was quite mechanical, I agree. But the massage was decent.
Should I check out Jasmine?

 

[Stella]

are the rates the same for all? I am interested in meeting raquel

 

[Pompal 09.]

So I can just stroll in a get my hug for free? hmmmmmm.....sounds good.

Stud.

 

[fhotoace]

Your site is getting better all the time. Can't wait to see the photo shoot.

 

[RobIV]

I made the trek and walked all that way to find out that they closed early for their Xmas party.

Needless to say I still have my erection.

 

[emmaloo]

Good thing you have the Wam Sham LMFAO

Red

 

[allies (lol)]

Walked in 48hrs after my first massage and decided to try out Jasmine.

She was a great gal! Easy going, we talked about exercise and I found out that she does squats.. i checked out that fine butt and yes... it is firm and full.

Started off with a massage and it was therapeutic. Nice and firm she worked the knots out and the legs, too. She quite a cute brunette as well and gets into your back and legs with her fingers.. ahhh. quite relaxing. Wish she did elbows like Lynn, but I'll try next time.

Jasmine flipped me over and worked my chest, and quads(which, I really needed and didn't have time to do the previous time). Then the hands wandered down and in my head 70's porno music started to play... chica bow-wow.. lol

So after a relaxing deep tissue massage I am face up like a dead possum enjoying myself and my hand begins acting like a cell phone in roaming mode.... man Jasmine has a nice butt!

She smiles and I enjoy my hands start roaming from cell tower to cell tower and end up north of the Canadian border. She's a little hesitant at first but if she feels comfortable with you there isn't anything better than those supple igloos!

Thanks for the great massage, Jasmine! Hope you have a merry Xmas. Guys, so far my experiences have been great here. Slim, you're gonna have to hit this place up for sure.

I may not have a Xmas because I spend a lot of money on Anida. As long as they keep giving those deep elbows and therapeutic massages.. I'm sold.

Anida massage makes a good stocking stuffer! *GRIN* -- Better book fast with Jasmine or Lynn... they give great massages.. it's like a complete package. Oh and BTW, if you want a duo with Jasmine and Lynn, that is A DEFINITE GO.... don't even hesitate... I can't imagine an hour of that.... we will have to take care of that one day

The price is inclusive for "full body" massage. It may seem a little higher, but overall it's not too far off what other places offer as an option.

Happy Holidays, all!

 

[Artist]

After seeing Jamine's picture with the leggings I am going for sure.

That picture is pretty hot. Just the right amount of sheen!

I wonder what her hours typically are?

 

[KU_doc]

I don't know the hours, but I think they should cater to about 8pm. I was there after work about 7pm. From what I gather, Jasmine works some evenings and alternates there. It's best to call in advance to get in. Haven't tried Raquel yet, but I venture I will try everyone out there as an equal opportunity employer in 2008, haha. If you like full-figured women, Lynn is super nice and deep tissue massage is one of the best I've had... she does elbows upon request... knots beware!

Save your pop cans for this one, Slim and park the El Camino nearby.

 

[Miles]

SHAM WOW!!!....ur...SLIM WOW!!!

I hate those two women from the commercial.

 

[xxprincessxx]

So I went back to Anida yet again and was greeted by Raquel this time. First thought was to run but I stuck around for a 30 min massage. I opted for oil and was hoping for a good massage as I have always had good ones there before. Sadly this one was not good...at all. She had rough hands, didnt use enough oil, didn't actually work any muscles out, and the worst part...she left during the middle of the massage a couple times. Disappointing. At the end of the massage I did the flip and she wanted me to tell her what I wanted. I told her just the HJ that comes with the massage and she tried to get me to fork over more cash for it...um no, not how it works here. She gave me a lackluster HJ once I informed her of how everyone else does business there. I would not recommend her to anyone. Ever!

On the other hand I saw Lynn yet again, she has become my fav by far. She was cheerful as usual and gave me a great massage. Don't want to go into any details as I want to keep some spots open in her schedule for myself. All I can say is that she gets better with each visit. She went above and beyond for me. Thanks Lynn!