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A blond walks into an elecrical store and asks the assistant how much a certain TV costs, the salesman says "sorry madam we don't serve blondes"
Naffed off and determined not to be outdone she returns to the store the next day wearing a red wig and asks the same question but gets the same reply. The next she returns wearing a dark wig, asks the same question and gets the same reply. Feeling cross she indignantly begins to explain that she came in yesterday as a red head and today as a brunette and yet she was still told the store does not serve blondes and demands an explanation. Rolling his eyes to heaven and in a bored and disinterested tone the salesman replies "Madam that's a microwave"!!!

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