another lightbulb joke

[Egyptian Gazelle]

1.Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Doberman: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the
dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please,
please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make
just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off
the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a
light bulb.

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in
the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.

13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
little circle.

15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be
dry.

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change
light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I
can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"





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[Mr. Know It All]

no offence, but that really wasnt funny

 

[I H]

I liked it, it made me smile, because now I know why my doberman labradour cross always looks confused

 

[Argelia]

Hi Donna

I liked it too, I've seen it many times before, but it still makes me smile, and as a dog person I found it also very accurate.

Each to their own SOH, I guess ;-)

Cross-breeds? I've found a beauty of a list, but no time to type it up at the mo.

Cheers!

Laura.

 

[yen]

Oh I liked that one.