Anyone else toke up before getting a massage?

[Syntinen Laulu]

Personally, I don't go anymore unless I have a spliff to smoke on the way there. It makes every touch feel so much more amazing, conversation seems to flow easier, it makes a half hour massage feel like an hour, I can hold out a bit longer when she dives for the goods, and the release feels so much more incredible. Any other chronics in here agree?

 

[YahooUser]

A little DATY solves the munchies.

 

[Dendra L]

Stick to the DATY.....it's a lot more healthy than the weed! ---Dr. Moe

 

[toietmoi]

I usually like to smoke a big fat stogey just before going in. This way I smell like the now deceased George Burns.

 

[diamonds24]

I smoke crack throughout the day so I'm usually pretty high when I visit MPs. I find they like it because I usually doze off as soon as I hit the massage table. One time, Paul at IT had to carry me to my car from the shower because I fell asleep and wouldn't get up. That was a fun session.

 

[DieselPowered]

Did you keep it? I can't afford expensive dental surgery and would like it back. Thanks.

 

[Miss Marie : )]

Yup I like to have one before I go in.

On some ocassions, the girl has joined me for a few tokes, and as gratitude given me high mileage and extras!

So I guess it does have its benefits..

LOL

 

[Halema]

Thanks Troop. I'll smoke an extra one in your honor today. The girls tell me that the no front teeth look suits me. They say I have nice eyes. I believe them.

 

[Christopher L]

1 joint 1 percidan and 4 Rev is the recipe for a fun time.

P.S. How many MPAs do you think are high during a session?

 

[White Devil]

George Burns is dead?

 

[Simply-Yours]

Pistol Pete ... how'd you get a girl to join you outside for a drag? You just walk in, and ask if any girls in there would like to go outside to share a spliff? How does THAT work? That would be awesome.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I went to a MP one time after smoking a fat one and also was on some mild pain killers my doc had given me for my feet at the time. To say the least Mr. Happy ended up feeling a little 'numb'. I think the MPA was beggining to think the release was never going to happen. I think she was getting a bit frustrated. I of course was loving it!

lmao.

 

[magoo]

JUSTALILSUKIE, that would indeed be awesome. The only time a girl has accompanied me outside the spa was to throw me out on the sidewalk. I woke up a couple of hours later with no money in my pockets.

 

[Dreamer :)]

What is this----druggie day at massageplanet.net? ---Dr. Moe

 

[KLH]

Take a pill. hehe Had to say it.

 

[jonneyswife1]

No thanks! ----Dr. Moe