Apparently it ends too soon for MPA

[lordkelvin]

Gentlemen,

My typical MP routine is to go with the less expensive establishments for a 30 minute session. I get a decent rub with minimal tease for 25 min and then 5 minutes of intensity and "pow" it's over and everyone's a winner.

I decided to slide up the scale on the weekend so I checked out SRM. I selected one of the ladies that was available from the book for a 30 minute session. She arrived in my room and wow, she looked very hot. I opted for the BS and away we go. I was in for the ride of my life. 25 minutes of intensity and I couldn't take it any more and I was at the point of no return. Well, instead of helping things along on the final lap with her hand, she jumps up and looks all put out. So I have no choice but to squeeze out the final drops with my trusty right hand.

At this point in most sessions, the MPA is now in a ramp-down phase where she makes small talk, has a shower...it's all good.

This MPA acted like Celine Dion when the audience started to clap before she was done her number. Like it was all about her.

On the one hand, I appreciated her enthusiatic performance but the goal it's to complete a "triple sow cow" in search of olympic gold. It's to satisfy the client.

So now I'm in a quandry.
Is it just me? Do most guys last the complete 30 minutes of "general manipulation" and I'm part of a fringe group that can't properly manange my dick. If so, maybe I should have some more "training" sessions with her so I can join the majority.

Or is it her? At which point I will move on.

Help me Dr. Phil -- I don't know what to do.

 

[Smooch Bat]

Nice review. Different approach that is for sure. LOL

 

[HOV Ranch]

Agreed. FYI, but your spelling nicely underscored your opinion.

 

[Fades to White]

Complain to Micron. You'll probably get a free session out of it.

You're welcome.

 

[Greedy Pirate]

Damn dirty judges!

Nice touch. Imo, artistic is more than the technical marks.

Perhaps mpa is under the new judging system by segments, to complete the compulsory.
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060205/figure_skating_060205/20060207?s_name=torino2006&no_ads=

Nothing more annoying than a spectucular start but lack finish.

 

[SankeT.]

This doesn't sound so bad. Who did you see?

 

[www.crystalsmassage.com]

You should make a thread at massageplanet.net about it...oh wai

 

[muncie birder]

I thought this was a thread

 

[RaTz]

You think much. Therefore you are.

 

[zeltzin]

"Cogito, ergo sum"

WarAxe, we're going to start to call you Rene.

 

[jusjokin12]

http://www.torino2006.org/ENG/IDF/ATH/603715.html
http://kitty.ice-fantasy.org/
http://www.miki-ando.jp/html/newpage.html?code=1
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/face/news/20060210p2g00m0dm013000c.html
http://2005.idol-image.pupu.jp/?cid=10272

 

[Robert W]

What's freakish is that the MPA in question looks oddly similar to Miki the olympian. But I'll leave the final call to the russian judge.