Appearance at MP's

[Jonty]

Is there some kind of dress code when going to an MP? Could I go in wearing jogging pants and a hat? What is etiquette?

 

[lois b]

No dress code, although the better dressed you are, the better service you are more likely to get, than if you came in looking messy. I suppose jogging pants are OK, compared to say, not shaving that day...

 

[Stirfry0]

No dress code. I wear jeans a t-shirt and shoes. I always shower before I go and shower again there, before and after. If it's on the weekend I shave before going, but not if it's during the week in the evening. I've never had a problem getting good service dressed this way. I don't think that has a lot to do with it.

 

[Dr House.]

Dress as you would for any date with any beautiful women. The extra effort can't hurt but can help.

 

[MissWeirdo]

I dress it to the tees look cool you are cool. Find the girls always try to figure out what you do. Dress nice and let them wounder.

 

[Tony I]

If I was you, I'd be dressed in something comfy 'cause by the time the girl sees you you're either wearing a towel or your birthday suit

I had a client in rollerblades once and by the time he got them back on he nearly got charged overtime!!

 

[Misc Tech Advice]

Why is someone credited with 54 posts asking this question?

 

[chris ireland]

looks like he's changing from sp to mpas

...as for the dress code...I stick with business casual...no suits but nice pressed pants and a nice long sleeve top usually...as for price difference unless I know the mpa already, price is always fluctuating on new clients

...I just follow the average...too steep I pass...it's all the same...the eye candy just changes...but I always appreciate really good candy...

 

[Elaine]

This doesn't apply to every MPA, but some charge according to what you "look like" you can pay. Street walkers do the same thing. Ever hear a woman say look at a man's shoes first?

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[thinkaboutit24]

The mind boggles. In for a quickie I guess!!!

 

[Duct Tape Fixes All]

Roller Blades! Slow putting them on......

Guess the "Drive Thru" Window was closed that day.

 

[Dave J]

Although I wouldn't normally go to an MP (or anywhere for that matter) wearing sweatpants, I have to admit I don't usually give a lot of thought to what I wear when I go there.

Aussiegirl made a good point... 9/10 times the girl doesn't see you till you have had a shower (assuming you have made an appointment) so it really doesn't matter that much.

 

[u d]

I found out a few times in the past that wearing any kinda of dark clothes such as a black jacket with a dark blue sweatshirt and jeans is like a major no no . Three times I had my massage attendant not offering me extras and then asking me if I was a police officer so i try to wear something other than dark clothes into a MP

 

[Adian]

I possibly cannot see what difference it makes with regards to what you are wearing unless you have on really dirty, stinking clothes. Then she should charge you more because you obviously are not spending your money on new clothes and/or cleaning.

We all know the prices that are charged at the door as well as in the room. Whether I am in a suit or in weekend casuals, I have never, ever had an MPA charge me more based on appearance (during the week I'm always in a suit or business casuals).

 

[Russell]

I don't really think it matters what you wear.

I've never dressed up for a massage and don't ever intend to.
This isn't a job interview, you're there to relax. Besides,, 99% of the session you'll be in your birthday suit anyways so what difference does it really make.

The important thing is that you're a gentleman during the session. Women will appreciate it and your session may improve because of it.

Good Luck!

 

[Pompal 09.]

im with aussiegirl how can it matter what you wear as long as youre not wearing a le uniform. by the time the mpa sees you your not wearing very much anyway

 

[marineswife]

Once after being told to come back in 30 minutes, I decided to wait at a restaurant next door to the (downtown) MP. I sat and observed the other men entering and exiting. I don't think you have to dress up but some of these guys looked like real slobs.
It probably wasn't a real good cross section since I only observed a few in a half hour time. I thought to myself could these guys be some of the quick witted intellects that frequent this board?
I think that you should at least be free of
shmegma. OY!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Dress neat, be clean and well groomed. A lot of MPAs may not be too keen to do much more than the basics if you walk in with dirty clothes, are slovenly and look like a bum.
On the reverse side of the coin, when I'm wearing a nice suit, that's the only time I get asked the 'are you a cop' question. Never been asked when I'm wearing casual clothes.

 

[Graci]

Ditto. I wear whatever I'm wearing.
Though did notice more LE fears when I wear a suit (rarely)...but I look a little like a cop too.

 

[meeeeeepx3]

I usually just wear whatever I have on. But I have had a MP ask me to put my underwear back on and then strip it off, then I got to remove her clothes. Better than being naked when she gets there, and having her just quickly remove hers.