Application to go out

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Household Chit H0005(Husband/Boyfriend)

APPLICATION TO GO OUT / RETURN LATE

Name

I request permission for a leave of absence from my home duties for the following period:

Date Time of departure Time of return

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit locations stated below. Nor shall I speak to another female other than those listed without gaining oral permission to do so from my better half. Nor shall I consume above the allocated volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi or ordering a tandori. I understand that even if permission is granted my wife/girlfriend retains the right to be pissed off with me the following day for no valid reason what so ever.

Amount of alcohol allowed (units)

Locations likely to be visited



Females likely to be encountered



Strength of curry permitted


I am a low life. I know who wears the trousers in our home, and it ain't me. I promise to abide by your rules and regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in Cadbury's Roses and Flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards in my absence. I hereby promise not to sleep overnight on a park bench next to a tramp. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with a person who only exists in my inebriated mind, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with said entity.

I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none) the above information is correct. Signed:





Request is APPROVED / TURNED DOWN

This decision is not open to negotiation other than on my terms.


Permission for my Husband/Boyfriend to be away for the period

Date Time of departure Time of return
Signed:

 

[Mubashir Khan]

Lololol love it

 

[.x.Emma.x.]

Thanks for that, I'll mail this to Martin for next time I want to go out and play, must make an amendment which includes permission to nag wholly if DIY not done.