A retired gentlemen goes into the social security office to apply for Social Security.
After waiting in line for what seems like hours he finally gets to the counter where the service agent asks him for his drivers license so she can verify his age. He looks in his pockets and realizes that he left his wallet at home. He looks at sadly at the woman and asks “Do you really need to see my ID? I am old enough to be your father.”
The woman thinks about it for a moment and says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
Without hesitating the retired gentleman opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.
The agent looks at him and says “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.” She then processes his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office.
She looks at him sheepishly and says “You should have dropped your pants too. You might have qualified for disability.” :lmao: :lmao: