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::: I don't think I will be able to go to SC for awhile after seeing that strip show!!!!!!
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Very funny thanks for the link.
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that was a riot...can you imagine though? ah so many of the world's problems could be so easily solved......
picture this:
Sec of Defence to George Bush: Mr Pres, give me the order to invade....
Bush: Wait, I have to go do the Mrs again, she's been buggin me all day.
Then he's lying in bed afterwards: You know honey, I know I was supposed to do something, can't remember what it was? I'm taking a nap.....
Bin Laden: No, I don't have time to plan de fatwa, I 'ave all dese wimmin who want me....check back in a week.....
No more suicide bombers, Bin Laden would go after some young teens to get em to read the koran and they'd be like: What? you want me to Keel myself? No no no no, all these wimmin vant to jump me 10 times a day....
But when you go to paradise you'll get 1000 virgins!
Paradise? I can get 5000 here right now! who needs to blow themselves UP.
picture this:
Sec of Defence to George Bush: Mr Pres, give me the order to invade....
Bush: Wait, I have to go do the Mrs again, she's been buggin me all day.
Then he's lying in bed afterwards: You know honey, I know I was supposed to do something, can't remember what it was? I'm taking a nap.....
Bin Laden: No, I don't have time to plan de fatwa, I 'ave all dese wimmin who want me....check back in a week.....
No more suicide bombers, Bin Laden would go after some young teens to get em to read the koran and they'd be like: What? you want me to Keel myself? No no no no, all these wimmin vant to jump me 10 times a day....
But when you go to paradise you'll get 1000 virgins!
Paradise? I can get 5000 here right now! who needs to blow themselves UP.
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: Thanks for the link. It is hilariousZephyr - That Skate Kid
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::: awesome, it is funny
- SL West:
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Tuesday, Sophia, 25 yrs, Oriental, 5'7", slim build, soft to medium treatment and very nice finish, full menu, very pretty โค Kelly today for an amazing treatment... 5'5", long light brown hair, at least C, decent English and upbeat, cheerful personality โฃ 647 352-1588 - Soul Relax Spa:
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- HollywoodSpa:
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๐๐ข๐๐๐ฌ๐ช๐ข๐ข๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: COCO & SISI. โ416-222-5554โ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. COCO is an attractive attendant with nice massage skills & good services. SISI is a sweet slim beauty, 5โ5โ - ForeverWarden:
Tuesday at
๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ: Cindy, Tracy & Vivian. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5โ4โ, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild & her cfs finish is a dream come true. Tracy is an incredibly cute & pretty Japanese/Taiwanese mixed spinner, about 5โ1โ and 100 lbs. She is very popular - Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa
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- OrchidSPA:
Today we have Beautiful Girls Sofia & Mia. Sofia is Slim, Cute and Openminded.
Mia is also a slim cute girl. 
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- Annie Spa:
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Happy & Vivian are in today Call
Text: (647) 381-2688 
Happy is a very talented Korean Babe Vivian is a Very Horny & Vivacious Chinese Girl! All Our Girls Provide Lots of E X T R A S & are Extremely Open-Minded 
We're Open from 8am til Late Everyday! Drop in to Unit 26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill. - luckywellness:
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- Lulu1980:
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- See You Health Center:
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- Shangri-la Spa:
โโTue Blue? Ultimate destination for Asian massages Two fab spots: SL Richmond Hill & SL West Oakville Your passport to paradise with 9 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea โCici, Cindy, Coco, new Aliyah, Yui, Echo, Kelly & Korean Luna โ ready to pamper you Ring us 647-695-6354 or text us 647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, RichmondHill Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - your bliss awaits
- EMSpa_schedule:
Here's our sneak peek for tomorrow: For Tuesday January 21, 2025, our attendants will be Ada, Cici , Yoyo , Ivy and Christina Call 905-479-6668 to book!
- Lily Spa:
ELENA and SUSU are here tonight for your massage needs Lily Spa 2190 McNicoll Scarborough M1V 5M2 (647) 531-8288
- Shangri-la Spa:
โโMonday Ultimate destination for Asian massages Two fab spots: SL Richmond Hill & SL West Oakville Your passport to paradise with 10 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea โ Top Star Jenny, Lisa, Suki, Cindy,
Selena, Kelly, New Julie, Busty Echo, JPN Yui & 
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or text to 647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, Richmond Hill Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - your bliss awaits - Lulu1980:
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- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Slim Sexy Chinese Coco & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye & Sexy Chinese Cici/b]
- New spring spa@:
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- Moneylee:
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- Sparkling Spa:
๏ธSPARKLING SPA๏ธ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Todayโs Schedule isโฆ Zoe - Stunning Tall Taiwanese Service Queen with Endless Passion and Sensuality w
- Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! TodayTiffanyAlettaFranRebeccaBree Call us โ 905 - 265 - 2158 Your ultimate service awaits!
- Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? MeetBrandyIvyMonikaCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now โ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits!
- AliceSpa:
MONDAY at ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ฎ๐ต๐ด-๐ฌ๐ด๐ต๐ด. 3 Sexy Young Girls Today at Alice Spa. Open 10am to 9pm : AMY (12pm โ 9pm) is a young, petite short & slim Taiwanese, former dance instructor, firm natural B Cups, pretty face, firm natural titis, super play good, bbbj, cim, rim, dfk, all services. JULIA (10am-9pm) from Philippines, young girl, busty, E cup, curvy
- hiyamickey:
7 girls working at Reinella wellness, Address: 6262 hwy7 unit #1 Vaughan,๏ผ905-851-4888
- wonderspa:
Wonder spa [9421Jane st unit 127)L6a 4H8,Please 4165000-800,Ensuit rain shower now is available ,every day 4 nice girls workingAmy is Vietnamese young sex girl,open maid,everything she can do,Mimi is younge sexy girl beautiful face long leg,nice body slide,really popular girlvery big boobs Mina amazing deep tissue massage,hot stone,cupping ,give your smile and comfortable warm time
- HollywoodSpa:
Monday at๐๐ข๐๐๐ฌ๐ช๐ข๐ข๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: MIMI, SISI & TRACY. โ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ-๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฐโ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. MIMI is a slim Chinese spinner hottie with a great ass, great body slide & liberal services.
- luckywellness:
Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga We have two girls working today. Sora is a Korean girl, 23 years old, very young, pretty and sexy, only working part-time on Mondays. Kiki is also young, pretty and cute, good at massage. We have two girls working today. Sora is a Korean girl, 23 years old, very young, pretty and sexy, only working part-time on Mondays. Kiki is also young, pretty and cute, good at massage.
- ForeverWarden:
Monday at๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐ 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ: Mina, Yumi & Cindy. Mina is Asian, slim & petite, 34C, very beautiful and hot. She has excellent massage, and provides star quality service. Yumi is a young half Chinese/half Korean very sexy & slim beauty, can do bbbj cim, excellent services... Cindy is a slim beauty, 5โ4โ, natural C Cups
- HolidaySpa:
Monday at๐๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ข๐น๐ช3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ญ๐ญ๐ต๐ต: JENNIFER & CINDY. JENNIFER is slim and curvy, with long dark hair, land nice services. CINDY is a slim & incredibly sexy lady with a smile that will melt your heart, & an ass that will fire up your spirit. Her services are among the best!
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