Knight777
Active Member
After the awesome review posted about this place and looking at their website, I decided to book a session today. Used the chat option to book which was a breeze. The receptionist recommended Aria when I asked for petite. I've seen her pictures, she looks good, so I went for it.
I'm gonna split the rest of the review into two parts:
1. Club Dynasty
The place deserves more credit than what's already given. It's clean, luxurious and one of the best massage places I've ever been. I saw the pictures online, but was expecting some level of embellishment and expected the real thing to look less appealing, but the reception, the changing room, the showers, the lounge, they left no expense out.
This place reminds me of Termas in Rio. You walk in, take a shower, change into your robes and can either relax in the lounge or go get your massage. The shower was incredible with temperature display, the changing room has keyless lockers, the staff is extremely polite and friendly and walk you through everything. They even have deodorant available near the mirrors. The massage room is small but properly equipped. They have refreshments, the walls, the lighting, everything looks expensive and new.
Now comes the unfortunate part.. the massage.
2. Aria
Calling the experience in the room underwhelming will be an understatement. The girl is pretty and very petite and has the right amount of curves. Mix of Canadian and Asian. Looked exactly like the pictures but to my dismay had no idea what she was doing. I took the 45 minute option, the way I understood the website, there is a Chinese masseuse option which is more professional and the Canadian masseuse option which is more sensual according to the website which lead me to believe it's a typical soft massage with plenty of teasing. But boy was I wrong.
The first 30 minutes of the massage was pretty much her rubbing oil all over you and not in a fun way. I am used to places like E&M where the take semi legit to the next level with proper teasing and amazing finish and places like Premier where you get a nude reverse. This was neither. She practically rubbed oil all over me for about 30 minutes. After reducing the brightness in the room to the point where I couldn't see anything in the room. She told me she's new so I hope she either gets into this or realise what she's doing wrong eventually.
Flip after 30 minutes (no teasing the whole time or sensual rubs of any kind) and comes the extras. She does everything except take the panties off for $80 extra which I said no to. I was there for a sensual massage and that's all I expected. For extras, I would choose Premier or Seduction. She kept asking/giving more options. It felt like hard upselling and I told her in the nicest way possible that I'm just looking for the massage. For anyone reading this who's curious, she does allow rubbing over the panties but that's the extent of it (her own words).
The remaining 15 minutes was her running a lot of oil and jackhammering a finish. Have I had worse hand jobs? Yes. From a high end place like this? No.
To conclude, I would rate the facilities and the customer service of the staff a solid 10/10. This made me leave with a smile on my face. And I will totally return.
Unfortunately, I would rate the experience with Aria as a 2/10. The 2 is for her conversation which I appreciated. The only solace that I had was the part where I knew she was pretty but she made the room so dark that the only time I saw her properly was when I came in and at the end when I got up to leave.
The reception asked me about my experience and I told them pretty much exactly what I wrote here and she still asked me to leave the place a 5 star review?? Lol.
I will definitely come back. The convenience of paying with a card, the facilities, the customer service, there's no parallel to this anywhere in GTA as far as I know. But, I wish the management actually reviewed the girls before appointing them on shifts.
I'm gonna split the rest of the review into two parts:
1. Club Dynasty
The place deserves more credit than what's already given. It's clean, luxurious and one of the best massage places I've ever been. I saw the pictures online, but was expecting some level of embellishment and expected the real thing to look less appealing, but the reception, the changing room, the showers, the lounge, they left no expense out.
This place reminds me of Termas in Rio. You walk in, take a shower, change into your robes and can either relax in the lounge or go get your massage. The shower was incredible with temperature display, the changing room has keyless lockers, the staff is extremely polite and friendly and walk you through everything. They even have deodorant available near the mirrors. The massage room is small but properly equipped. They have refreshments, the walls, the lighting, everything looks expensive and new.
Now comes the unfortunate part.. the massage.
2. Aria
Calling the experience in the room underwhelming will be an understatement. The girl is pretty and very petite and has the right amount of curves. Mix of Canadian and Asian. Looked exactly like the pictures but to my dismay had no idea what she was doing. I took the 45 minute option, the way I understood the website, there is a Chinese masseuse option which is more professional and the Canadian masseuse option which is more sensual according to the website which lead me to believe it's a typical soft massage with plenty of teasing. But boy was I wrong.
The first 30 minutes of the massage was pretty much her rubbing oil all over you and not in a fun way. I am used to places like E&M where the take semi legit to the next level with proper teasing and amazing finish and places like Premier where you get a nude reverse. This was neither. She practically rubbed oil all over me for about 30 minutes. After reducing the brightness in the room to the point where I couldn't see anything in the room. She told me she's new so I hope she either gets into this or realise what she's doing wrong eventually.
Flip after 30 minutes (no teasing the whole time or sensual rubs of any kind) and comes the extras. She does everything except take the panties off for $80 extra which I said no to. I was there for a sensual massage and that's all I expected. For extras, I would choose Premier or Seduction. She kept asking/giving more options. It felt like hard upselling and I told her in the nicest way possible that I'm just looking for the massage. For anyone reading this who's curious, she does allow rubbing over the panties but that's the extent of it (her own words).
The remaining 15 minutes was her running a lot of oil and jackhammering a finish. Have I had worse hand jobs? Yes. From a high end place like this? No.
To conclude, I would rate the facilities and the customer service of the staff a solid 10/10. This made me leave with a smile on my face. And I will totally return.
Unfortunately, I would rate the experience with Aria as a 2/10. The 2 is for her conversation which I appreciated. The only solace that I had was the part where I knew she was pretty but she made the room so dark that the only time I saw her properly was when I came in and at the end when I got up to leave.
The reception asked me about my experience and I told them pretty much exactly what I wrote here and she still asked me to leave the place a 5 star review?? Lol.
I will definitely come back. The convenience of paying with a card, the facilities, the customer service, there's no parallel to this anywhere in GTA as far as I know. But, I wish the management actually reviewed the girls before appointing them on shifts.