Aries Spa in Allentown

[demnixinsusia]

Thanks for the reviews. I think I'm ready to take my first plunge into the AMP scene and I think Aries is where I'm going to go to pop my cherry.

 

[Maria Sharapova FAN!!]

In the Weeds with Lisa of Aries Spa

Went back to Aries again and saw Lisa. I mostly went back because she was one of the girls who I didn't pick the day I picked Vivi. I love that Aries lets you pick the girl.

Anyway, Lisa looks good. Kind of tall, long black hair, nice body for an AMP.

The massage was excellent. She said she was trained as a doctor in Korea. I told her I was trained as an amateur gynecologist in Puerto Rico. I was lying....but she may not have been.

It really was like a chiropractic massage. Pretty good hj, cbj, and then into mish and CG.

It was a good solid performance from a very attractive AMP girl. I wish they wore better outfits, but still worth the $170 or $160. I forget what the door is there.

 

[Keti]

In the Weeds…..at Aries AMP

My job as a travelling snake oil salesman occasionally takes me to out of the way places, and I ended up at Aries AMP today.

I have wanted to go because their flagrantly over the top, shitty, misleading advertising has wound even me up. I’ll admit that anytime you see an AMP advertising on BP, the pics are always bait and switch, but these guys are using stolen pics from NYC AMP websites. And----get this---their “recession special” is $70 for the hour.
But what bugged me is that I know this place is good. I had been there two or three years ago when it reopened at least two or three times. I guess the advertising really stuck out because I know them. It’s easier to spot someone you know’s bullshit than a stranger’s.

Like I saw my cousin’s resume one time. He wrote that he had “facilitated external sales in a bilingual environment and earned more than 50 percent market share.” And I was like “Angel, WTF? You sold drugs in San Juan to American college kids and took over the other corners when the Dominicans got deported." But that’s how I feel about Aries’ advertising.

When I walked in, the mamasan let me pick from the four girls on shift at the time. I always make them do that, but she offered, so I guess it must be common practice. All four were attractive. Two were hot enough to look twice at. I picked Bibi, or Bee bee, or vivi….spell it however you like.

And it was a great session. It was exactly what you should expect from an AMP. TS, ok massage, easy CBJ and FS.

But the interesting thing was, except for once or twice, every other AMP rolls you over on you back, asks you what you want, and makes you give them the hundred before they hop on. She never asked for the tip. Also, I popped quick and she offered a second cup, another thing that never happens in an AMP, but that may have ended up in the price at the end.

Good looking girls, hobbyist gets his choice, service as expected…..this place is still good. The only negative is the BS advertising, but who cares, because it is what it is…..and the girls could be dressed better. They look good in makeup and eyeshadow and all, but they were all wearing spandex and a little skirt. I like it when they’re dressed a little more provocatively.

But all in all, a definite winner.

And no, THE Cherri is not working there, although her stolen pics are on their BP ad.