Artemis Club. Just Do It

[tommie]

hi room!

i am in Berlin, for a week.plz help me to have a girl for a night & also if any problem in keeping her in my hotel room.

i am first timer in hongkong.appreciate near by right contact for the girls.

thx in advance.pm me.

thx

 

[Ponz]

Just general info.
But there wasn´t anybody who could help.

As he has removed all his messages, I guess he got embarrassed by what he had written.

Topic finished for me...

Greetings,

Concerned

 

[Lil P:)]

hmmmm....not sure what this was all about, but there's good info here on Artemis. What did he want to know?

 

[Nima]

Your reply, especially the last sentence shows, that you are a complete idiot.
But that is OK by me.

Have a nice time in Germany, but don´t make any of our women pregnant - not that your stupidity spreads by that way.

Kind regards,

Concerned

 

[stimpy]

If you are not willing to take any risk in your life, then your life must be pretty poor in terms of interesting experiences. Of course it is right to minimise risk, but still risk is part of our life.



Very nice, that you found another forum that could answer your question.
But, with all respect, what do you want?
You come and ask for information.
Then Iancu d. H gives you a cheeky reply, which, in my view was not really off the track, but should have motivated you to let the matter rest for the moment and later come back with a review.

Instead you feel motivated to state in your next post, that this forum is not giving much on Artemis. Good Man, we know this ourselves, don´t state the obvious. And if we had known more, we would have updated you nevertheless.

So stop being a sissy and just go to Artemis and mpterwards come back here and review.
And if you can´t take straight wording which doesn´t waste time with super-Reviewiendly formulations, then you must join a knitting-club but not a man´s forum on mongering.

So, what was the information you got on Artemis?
Was it so positive, that you are going there now?

Waiting for your reply/review with sincere interest.

Kind regards,

Concerned

 

[Kati]

Let's put it blankly : you come to the forum and require information right away. This is not the way it works. The forum is full of information since many members came and told what they had experienced. If you want to ask for information, the usual way is to give yours first.

 

[Akuwa]

germanfan,

obviously there is no one who can review about artemis.

How about taking a risk yourself and then giving us an update.

Many reviews in mpnet could only be written, because folks took the minimum risk of spending good money for bad service or even taking the risk of getting into some kind of trouble.

And then they shared their experiences good and bad.

Isn´t that something for you too?

Looking forward to your review, same as Iancu...

Just for your guidance: I come Reviewom Hamburg and I can help you here and I would. But I just have no Berlin-experience whatsoever...

Greetings,

Concerned

 

[A Girl]

Yours will come soon.

 

[Kuwaiti_Jutt]

I Went there last wednesdy.
I didn't like the german girls!
In the beginning they said they could do anything for your pleasure and so on, but once in the room they were like robots: just basic positions, don't touch here, don't do this, don't do that...
One of them even told me:"I am fucking with you, you can't decide what to do!"...Horrible.

 

[Dotty]

Went their twice last weeek. Cover charge still 80 euros and 60 euros for 30 min. basic sex, etc. This time, however, it seemed that there were a lot more German girls than in previous visits were eastern European girls were the majority. My experience is that German girls are alot more into the sex sessions than their eastern European counterparts.

Have to say that the majority were pretty skinny girls (I like the hour-glass figure type of women). Anyways, picked up 2 german girls and had very nice sessions with them.

All in all, OK experience this time.

 

[i aint know]

ARTEMIS:
I can add little more to the above comments, which are understatements.
I have met some delightful girls Reviewom Poland, Germany, Romania, etc. and as the old saying goes, treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore you will do well.

Cannot imagine doing better with a seemingly non-clockwatching GFE etc. spent altogether 6 hours, including an expert 1 hr. massage, a swim a rest and 4 girls (1+2+1). Last girl's enthusiastic efforts let CIM go unnoticed

BY THE WAY:
If you are over 60yo they give a 50% discount for pensioners on Sunaday and Mondays.

 

[J.J.]

Ha! That's funny about the notes....Actually, I kept playing the whole scene over in my head with each girl during the trip because they were all sexy and then I type up my notes on the long flight back to usa.

 

[fyou6382]

See http://www.fkk-artemis.com/images/anfahrt_gross.gif

 

[Renee Z]

Jesse Jettin,

You get around!

 

[Binst is happy]

Thank you for a very nice review jettinaround.

Very informativ and detailed. Looking forward to the next one

What do they say when you take notes??

Going to Germany (Reviewankfurt) in a few weeks now, cant hardly wait.

Suppose I try Palace this time, even if my first FKK visit at Oase was a first class experience. If enough time, maybe Bernds???

 

[Mountian_Baby]

mpter the first 2 ladies, I needed some rest, so I took advaneforum.xxxe of the club's many amenities. I used the pool, the sauna, actually worked out with weights for 20 min with some chest, arm, back and leg exercises, took a shower and then enjoyed some light food and some tea. mpter all that, I retreated to the back bar in the basement past the pool to lay down on the couch and get some shut eye. I'm not sure if I actually fell asleep, but laying there felt nice and restful. The decor of Artemis is very well done. Much better than Oase in Reviewankfurt and much more deeper colors and more sophisticated.

mpter a few hours of rest, I started to head up to the main level with the main bar. By now it was around 11 p.m. and there were many more guys. There were at least half a dozen groups of Italian men who were generally pretty loud and obnoxious. One of the girls told me that there was some travel agency special Reviewom Rome to Berlin, which included the cover charge to Artemis - a basic sex travel packet I guess. So they were having a good time.

It became harder and harder to find girls I liked even though I had brought more than $2,000 to spend on this trip, I had only spent 120 Euros so far this evening. I walked into the Kino in the main floor and saw a young skinny girl doing a reverse cow girl on top of an old guy that must have been at least 60. It was funny as hell. His dick was as hard as a pipe and he was just lying there plopped on the big pillow and this girl had her arms on his chest and her legs on top of his legs and she was facing away Reviewom him working hard on his cock- jumping up and down. Luck bastard.

I finally decided to stop walking around and get the girls to come to me, so I sat on the round chairs with the drapes around it overlooking the main bar. I saw that fine ass skinny girls with the curvy body again and motioned to her to come by, but she acted like she didn't see me, which pissed me off. I thought what a bitch......I finally saw a short girl with thick natural tits that were more than a D cup, a nice thick and full ass and short legs, short black hair, deep and large blue eyes, full enhanced lips and a prominent nose. I motioned to her to sit next to me and she came by and asked if I wanted sex. I said of course and told her I wanted the same BBBJ, lots of bal sucking, playing with her ass, etc. She said sure.

She took me upstairs Reviewom the main level; whereas, I had gone downstairs with the other 2 girls. The rooms upstairs all had windows facing outside, had solid doors vs curtains, they were bigger and a little cleaner. We got a nice room facing the Reviewont and proceeded to get comfortable. We kissed a little, but she wouldn't kiss too much. She then gave me a nice long BBBJ with those enhanced lips and it was great with lots of slurpy ball licking while playing with my cock. When I told her t on around, so I could do her Reviewom the back, she said no she wanted to ride me cowgirl style, so she could also enjoy herself. She said I was her first for the night and that she had been craving riding a hard dick for a couple days. I though that was funny and the first time a whore used me to satisfy herself. Well, she really got into it while she was riding me. She put her hands on my chest and used a gliding motion to ride on me back and forth until it looked like she came, but I don't know. She then asked if I was done and I said of course not, so she assumed the doggie style position. I looked at her ass and could not believe how soft and full it was. I'm getting a boner just thinking about that now, but I digress. I got on my knees, so now her ass was in my face and I ate that ass for several minutes with her butt cheeks all over my face and nose. It was fantastic. I finally got up, got on the bed and entered her Reviewom the back with both of hands squeezing her butt cheeks in and it was a nice site to see. She has a beautiful back and neck and ass and this lasted for about 10 more minutes when she said I needed to finish cause the 30 min was almost up. Upon hearing this, I spread her ass cheeks wide apart, stuck my left thumb deep into her wet asshole and fucked her as fast and as hard as I could until I finally came insider her with my condom on. I then kept fucking her for a few more minutes thinking she would say that our time was up, but she did not. I did this for a few more minutes and then I was spent physically and sexually, so I stopped and layed on top of her with my dick inside her. I then basically did some push ups on top of her and slid my dick up and down and side to side inside her vs a simple thrusting motion. She seemed to really enjoy this and starting moaning. mpter a few more minutes, she asked if I had come or not and I said I wasn't sure. She moved away and my dick came out and she saw that I had come a little, so she said I was done.

She then got a cigarette, walked to the window and smoked it while I stood next to her caressing her neck, back and ass and enjoying the cool Berlin night air. mpter she was done, we waled down and I paid her 60 Euros for about 45 min of sex.

Shower again and then I took off as I was really too tired to go again.

Overall, I would say that Artemis is ranked #2 in Germany mpter Oase. The girls here were good, but not great. There were pretty girls, but they want a higher entry fee, 10 more Euros for sex than Oase and some girls did not want to kiss. The variety was good, but the crowd was much lower and obnoxious. I would definitely go back if I was in Berlin. Enjoy.

 

[Mommy to 4 boys :)]

Finding the second girl was not easy. This club had many girls, but they were mostly somewhat average looking. I met a few girls who were just there for the week and who were heading back to their "regular" jobs of retail store assistants and waitresses. I guess they come here to fuck, make some money and then head back to their lives. Berlin is kind of out of the way and many mongers I met there were not Reviewom Germany. I met some Americans, many, many Italians, some guy Reviewom Finland and a few Brits.

I tried to get a fine looking skinny, but curvy girl to get with me, but every time I approached her she seemed distant and aloof, so I passed on her.

While I was sitting near the bar enjoying my drink, I caught the profile of a long-legged, tall, curvy girls with a fine ass. Here ass stuck our like it was drawn on her. It seemed unreal. Her face was average at best and her tits were a B cup, but I had to get some of that ass. I motioned for her to come over and she obliged appreciatively. She sat next to me and immediately reached under my robe to play with my balls. She asked what I would like. A side note: It's strange that the girls at the FKKs don't ask your name, don't ask where you're Reviewom, don't ask when you got there or when you're leaving or even give your their names, unless you ask. It's basically "hi, what would you like....anal, facial, straight sex, 30 min or 60 min". It's pretty straight to business, which I think I like.

Anyway, I told her 30 min, BBBJ, kissing, licking my nuts and playing with her pussy and ass. She said no problem and we headed downstairs to the Kino to catch some action there at my request. I had her lay on the couch with her ass up and asked her to suck my dick nice and slow while I cupped her ass and felt the depth of her ass. This went on for at least 10 min and then I stopped, so I wouldn't pop right there in her mouth.

We headed to another of the rooms in the basement near the kino and she closed the curtain, so we could really start. As soon as she turned around, I pushed her on the bed and started eating that fine ass and smacking her buttcheeks while I had my tongue deep inside her ass. She started moaning louder and louder and I put my fingers inside her pussy to find it dripping wet and hot. I laughed at her and said it looks like you're enjoying this and she said absolutely because not many Europeans enjoy her larger than average ass at the club. That was not the case for me. I ate that fine ass for 15 min at least and she begged me to fuck her in the ass hole and telling me how her G spot is in her ass. I said I would, but I wouldn't pay extra....she giggled and said it was against the rules, etc. mpter I had my fill of her ass, I had her get on top of me for some BBBJ and ball sucking in a 60 position and she took my dick all the way with some serious deep throat action. It was fantastic. The girl could suck some cock. mpter another 10 minutes of this, I fucked her doggie style as hard as I could until I came and then I kept fucking her (hard cock does a viagara make) until I just got too tired to continue. When I finally took my dick out of her, she noticed that I had come (didn't know when), so she said our session was over, as was the 30 min. I gave her a hug, had her lay down on her stomach, so I could enjoy that ass and back some more and then we headed upstairs where I paid her 60 Euros...then off to the showers again...

 

[Autumn]

I visited Berlin a couple weeks ago and stayed near the Zoological Gardens. The hotel was pretty close to Artemis. I was able to take the bus and then walk to Artemis, which faces the Revieweeway. It's hard to find if you don't know the area.

I visited on a Sunday mpternoon and paid 80 Euros to get inside. The place is laid out very nice with 2 stories above ground and a basement. There is a porn theatre in the basement, a fully equipped gym with very nice equipment, a tanning bed, sauna and whirlpool. The main floor has the bar, food area, another porn theatre and an area for the girls to strip as well as the lockers, changing rooms, showers and smpety deposit boxes.

mpter paying my 80 Euros, I dropped all my money, watch and cell phone off in the smpety deposit box and headed in to change and shower. mpter that I took a nice walk on all levels to notice that there were about 35-40 girls working and maybe about 25-30 customers, so the ratio was in favor of the mongers. I got some food to eat, including salad, shrimp, a little rice, and a soda. I then sat in Reviewont of the stripper pole/dance area to observe the trmpfic.

A black girl approached me and asked if I wanted company and I had to pass as I've had black girls in US and I wanted some European pussy. The other girls really did not approach me, so I used the trick Reviewom Oase and headed to the Kino downstairs to hange out and sure enough I had women hitting on my right and left trying to engage in sex with me. mpter turning down several women, I settled on a thick Hungarian girls who was 23-24 with long black hair, C or D cup breasts and big round booty. She asked if I wanted some company and I agreed. mpter some small talk I asked her to suck on my dick and balls in the theatre and she came through with nice and sensual BBBJ and some tea baggin with the nuts. mpter a few minutes of this she said lets get a room. We found a room near the gym adjacent to the tanning beds and settled in. The rooms here only have curtains, which was kind of weird, but who cares. I started out kissing her neck, tits, mouth, stomach and thighs and then enjoyed her deep and soft ass for quite some time. She thought her ass was too big, but I damaged that ass good with some hard pounding Reviewom the back doggie style on the bed and doggie style standing up. It was an excellent session with her and she did not disappoint me. It was total GFE with no upselling. When we were done mpter the 30 min, I paid her 60 Euros and thanked her for her time and headed to the showers.

 

[Alina]

Take the s-bahn to westkreuz and walk Reviewom there. 3-4min walking. (over the traintracks)

 

[Pompal 09.]

Can anyone give foolproof directions to the Club? I spent close to four very Reviewustrating hours searching with the help of a car GPS--If you have a picture of the exterior that would be great as well--thanks!!