Ashley - Meridien Spa North Van - CAVEAT EMPTOR!!!

[Clueless]

So, I was in need and was going to go to my favourite north shore spa but decided I wanted more interactivity so, decided to hit the Meridien. Now, I know this place is over priced and you can get it cheaper elsewhere but I had a limited window of opportunity and have had some good experiences there, so...

Ashley greeted me, attractive enough, late 30s-early 40s (can never judge age) and being a sucker for eastern European ladies I paid the .6 room fee and was in.

Massage was okay, a little teasing of the jewels and some anal stimulation, which was nice. When it came time for the flip I asked to massage her, which she was very keen on. Why is it women from behind the former Iron Curtain seem to have great, round asses? Anyway, when I started to massage between her cheeks and hit the pinky-brown asterisk I got a whiff of something I didn't care for so I got her to flip over, hoping to put it out of my mind.

I played with her Ds for awhile and she really seemed to like that so then I started stroking between her legs and decided a little DATY was in order. Once I got down there and started snacking she seemed to get very turned on. Once I went for digits, some serious funk started wafting up which really turned me off. Now I know this can come from a variety of reasons other than bad hygiene so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt, but really...

Being a gentleman I finished her off to an O by hand and bot back on the table. Everything previous aside, what came next was a hi-light. Ashley treated me to one of if not the best (except for Sexy Sarah's) CBJ I've every had. It was slow and teasing at the beginning with plenty of getting close and stopping, which i like. I had an incredible release which would have made up for the earlier olfactory assault except...

When I went to settle up I asked how much I owed and she said "the usual", to which I replied, "I've never seen you before so I don't know what the usual is." Wel, as it happens the usual is a whopping $$ for a rub and CBJ! Buyer beware for sure!!

Needless to say, all things considered, I won't be back any time soon and can not recommend.

 

[Seafoam Green]

Love your review, Simonn—balanced, informative, courageous.

It's tempting to censor ourselves when we run into certain unpleasant realities in this hobby. I know I've sometimes avoided mentioning olfactory aspects so as not to embarrass the SP.

But authentic reviews like yours help the rest of us make wiser decisions. So thanks and keep up the good work.

Wishing you a festive pooning season. Tantalizeme

 

[john w]

Feeling your pain simonn... that's why when visiting MPs I have switched to only accept prepaid all inclusive deals before the session starts.. that also avoids having the little brain doing all the financial negotiations (somehow never working out LOL)
Better luck next time - OH