Assisted Suicide

[Dachmelehad]

One day there was a 97 year old woman who wanted to commit suicide, but unfortunately she did not know where her heart was.

So the elderly woman calls up her doctor and asked, "Where is my heart located?" "On a woman, it's usually located under her left breast," the doctor replied.

The next day the woman was taken to the hospital and diagnosed with a gunshot wound to the knee.

 

[maxmom]

Holy @#$%! :lmao:

Gravity is a nasty thing. :devil2:

 

[Huber]

I didn't get it. Err what was the joke :S
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[McRight]

Boost your imagination, buddy. You kids! : :hoho:

 

[qefhdpmr]

Look i have thought from every possible angle and still don't get it. :ashamed:
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[Bittersweet]

Well, young man, as one grows old the..err...the muscles start to weaken and the ... umm things start to sag...sagging cheeks for instance.:ashamed:

 

[Kigoexerpep]

oh lol :ashamed::ashamed:
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[lemondrop128]

^:lmao: :hilarious: :hoho:

 

[get go]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Safina :unzipped:

 

[Isha]

Fafin proving once again that he is a high school bacha :hoho: :rofl: :unzipped:

 

[ngv]

:rofl: :lmao: Good One Moosetrack :hilarious:

 

[???? ???? ???? ??j?]

OMG... :lmao:

 

[IntenseDesire]

thanksssssssssssssssssss