My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big *%@&^$! red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour.
He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love
to you really badly. She said - Well, you've succeeded.
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q:What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
Driving
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour.
He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love
to you really badly. She said - Well, you've succeeded.
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q:What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
Driving