bad man jokes...

[Marjane Satrapi]

I liked the catholic one twas very funny.... :

 

[Brittney J]

A terrible failure of a joke.

 

[CiaoChao]

After no dates or *** for five years, a women goes to see a Chinese expert *** therapist Dr Chang. He says "Harro! Take off all your croase, get down and craw reery, reery fast to other side of room". She does. "Ok" he says, "Craw reery, reery fast back". As she did, Dr Chang shook his head. "Your probrem vewy, vewy bad, worse case Ed Zachary disease i ever sor, dat why you get no man". She said, "God! What is Ed Zachary disease?". Dr Chang sighed and said "It is when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse".

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[ramone35]

LOL. Wow.​

 

[Robot Girl]

I thought I heard my next door neighbours shagging last night, there was lots of moaning and banging on the wall.. turns out that her elderly mother had fallen in the bedroom and was trying to get my attention with her stick!

...I feel really guilty about that wank now.

 

[Levi]

Aww hey. You just graped my thread with your sexist propaganda

 

[Blue Duck]

A few for the ladies


Why do men prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
B. Penicillin

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.


Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.

How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.​

 

[The Reindeer]

: Good one

 

[rvefjufgiufijveys]

:
They are really bad !!!​

 

[ketsale]

:
Ewww at cat got your tongue one

:throwup:
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[Ravi Jain]

: at cat got your tongue one

 

[BroMirauei]

LOL!!! Good one for work!

 

[Rawrbooklovingninjar]

lol nice one :clap:

 

[Ban Shing]

No + Rohypnol = yes

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Top tip: if you're thinking of using Rohypnol on a bird, take her out for an Indian meal first, and make sure she has something hot.

The next day, when she complains about having a sore arse, you can blame it on the curry.

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My wife walked in as I was giving my dog a blow job.

She said, "That's disgusting, what do you have to say for yourself?"

I just sat there and said nothing.

She said, "The cat got your tongue?"

I said, "Sometimes".

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