Bad Parrot

[superstar dj]

I man got on a plane and settled down to enjoy the flight to his holiday destination.

He noticed that next to him in the window sea was a large green parrot.

Once the plane had taken off and the hostess started her rounds the parrot started to shout at her.

"OI YOU UGLY SKY BAG!!! BRING ME A LARGE SCOTCH!!"

Totally startled the hostess brought the parrot the drink at once.

Whilse she was there the man asked "Excuse me ......"

But the hostess had rushed off back to her trolley.

Then again the parrot spoke up

"HEY........... DIRTY TROLLY DOLLY..... GET ME ANOTHER DAMN DRINK!"

Again the startled hostess brought the bird it's drink immediately and again ignored the man that was trying to be polite.

After the third occasion the man was fed up and shouted out "WHAT ABOUT MY DRINK YOU STUPID COW!"

The hostess stormed up the aisle of the plane muttering "I've just about had enough of this..." and took them both by the scruff of the neck and threw them bodily out of the aircraft.

On the way down the parrot turned to the man and said

"You're awfully rude for someone who can't fly!"