Bank

[MomyEmosseFef]

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at
the window, "I want to open a damn checking account." To which
the astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must
have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking
account right now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language
in this bank." So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes
over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation. They
both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems
to be the problem here?"

"There's no friggin problem, dammit!" the man says, "I just
won FIFTY million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open
a damn checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a
hard time?"