Bar joke

[CAB]

A baby harp seal walks into a bar. The bar man asks the seal what he would like to drink. the seal replies. "Anything as long as it's not a Canadian club on the rocks". Boom Boom :roll:
Yours Colin The I Say I Say I Say Hun :evil:

 

[Musicology]

Haha; ok heres one. Whats a new description of a Tupperware Party?
Three guys and a girl,all holes are sealed,it's now airtight!

 

[MackMarinefamily]

An Oldie

I can't say that the following is true Reviewom personal experience. However,
read on.

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the
one in charge was.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and
give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever
it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see
where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a
huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was
toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge!