Bargain Finder - Shiana's Hands.

[Pompal 09.]

REQUIRE ATTENTION FOR
TENSIONSTRESS RELIEF?
LET SHIANA'S HANDS
SOOTH YOU WITH
A SENSUAL SHIATSU
BODY MASSAGE

Tel: 403-861-5654


This was the ad I phoned. Thought why the hell not. What's the worse that can happen. I blocked my number and dialed. She answered and I asked about a session. She asked for my number so she can call me back. I said I am not that type of guy and would pass.

She sounded alright on the phone so used the Phone Number Anonymizer and called her back. For those that don't know this feature. It is called a payphone. Called her and asked to see her. She said sure. Told me to call her when I get to the Tim Horton's on Center and 40th.

Well Slim can't afford a cell phone so she said to call from a gas station up the street. I was told to phone her from the phone in the parking lot. I was waiting for her to tell me the secret code to say when I called. I thought to myself "The crow flies at midnight" and with that I was out the door.

Phoned her from a payphone again. She asked what I was driving and I described a car that was parked outside. She told me she would be there in a few minutes. Sounds good. She didn't want to discuss anything on the phone.

I waited for about 10 minutes. My hopes got up when I saw a younger hot chick walking this way. She walked right on by. I guess I could only hope that Shiana would be like that. Finally I see this woman walking up the alley.

She is wearing sweatpants and a winter jacket. That would have been fine if they were LuluLemon and not Walmart specials. It would also been nice if they were tight and shiny but these were fleece and covered in fuzz and cat hair.

She was odd shaped and had quite wide hips. She had a weird pear shaped body that just wasn't doing it for me. She was well on her way to being that catlady that lives down the street. I made small talk and then got down to business. It started with $200 FS at her place. I was not interested in FS at this point. I made an excuse of never doing FS and was just interested in a massage/happy ending. She mentioned she doesn't bring anyone back for less than $150. I countered with a just need a HJ in the hallway for $40. She said no and I said it woudn't take long. I would even leave my pants on. She countered with FS for $100. I passed due to the fuzzy sweats and odd shape. I politely told her thanks but a quick tug is all I needed. I started to walk away and she said how about $80? I kept walking because even Slim has standards.


So for those wondering about this one I would say take a pass. I'm trying to think how I ended up getting a release that day.....oh yeah I remember. I headed to Executive but that's another story. Stay tuned.


I Am.

Not doing a cat lady.

SlimShady

 

[Lunacy]

Great review....not encouraging of anything but abstinence...but highly informative and entertaining. Props to you, Slim.

 

[Lee]

another classic. thanks for the entertainment Slim. And BTW, when the hell we going to get you out for a drink? Or maybe you'll come to the first annual massageplanet Awards to pick up your Lifetime Achievemant Award. Who knows............

 

[Pompal 09.]

I'll come out for a drink one of these days. I'll surprise you all and bring Carole.

 

[Kapacs]

Slim...the main reason that stood out for me when I rejoined this board was the name Slim Shady. You kill me man. Thanks for another great story from the classifieds.....

You are....


Hilarious.

 

[laptop_boy537]

Funniest. Line. Ever.

 

[snow]

...too funny...ur the man!

 

[deSade]

are you fucking kidding me? 100 for fs?!! wtf, this is complete bs...i Remember way back in the day when i phoned her up she wouldn't discuss anything on the phone but she said " we'll talk about prices and options when i get there" anyways she comes and picks me up and in the car she said she wanted to do it in the car, anyhow i have two choices, she'll go topless touching her breasts and i jackoff or she jerks me off condom on for 150.00 dollars, at the time i was horny and stupid, mainly stupid but mainly horny i guess that's what makes me stupid, anyways 150 down teh drain, i dont know why but i called her back, i asked about fs and she said to do that we go back to her place and she'd tell me there how much it was, i figured a hj for 150 i'll have to bring a down payment and pay interests, did i mention im fucking stupid and she came once more and i got a 100 dollar hj... this has got to be 3 years ago or so...last time i saw her id idn't think she was that bad, maybe she went downhhill but i've seen way worse...at northlands

 

[xscreamx29]

We can ALL learn from Slim 'the negotiator' Shady. Hell, she was down to $80 when he walked away, talk about the resolve of a Spartan - or maybe she really has 'gone to the cats' so to speak. There are not bad lookin street girls who will give FS for $40 ($60 for sure), but don't expect eye contact or talking or anything like that. She may nod off occasionally depending on the coke level in her cerebral cortex. Stay away from the street though if you'd like to keep your car, LE is doing another crack-down (pun intended) focussing on the girls - call it spring cleaning...

 

[John K]

Hey Young1...I have a bridge for sale...

 

[sunray]

i'll take it under two conditions, it has to be high enough and you will charge slim more if he ever needs to use it

 

[Occulty!]

I've had a couple of PM's about her. Don't confuse the young hot looking chick I saw walking down the street with Shiana.

She isn't young and she isn't hot. She was just weird.

 

[fradya420]

I think it's the $80 that is generating the PM's

 

[alphabetsoup2]

This lady is a big red light fellas. She also goes by Tanya "Sensual shiatsu" in FFWD magazine and I had a similar experience with her but didn't get off scott free. If this is the same girl I think it is we met at the Tim's on Center and 41st... N... anyhow I wait there to meet her and she jumps into my car and right away I was turned off, Slim hit it on the head with her, pear shaped, wide hips... glasses when i met her, spinster and not appealing. So I basically told her right there that she was not as described and I wasn't interested, and she made a fuss about her time and she wouldn't leave without a $40 ..... something or other fee, and I didn't want to get into a scene in the middle of a parking lot with like 50 people around so i gave her athe 40 to shut her up and get her the fuck outa my car! And let me tell you it was the best 40 I ever spent, I wish she had left me a toonie to go vacumme the cat hair off my seats! Best part is I don't think business is good cause a while latter while I was dropping off donation clothes at goodwill I saw her there shopping.... I don't mean to revel in other misfortune, but hey, that was 40 I could have spent on a hottie!

 

[smcoren]

You guys are right about this gal. I meet up with her a year ago as Tanya at the Tims. It was later in the evening and lot was pretty empty. Lucky for me, I got out of my car to talk to her. The cat lady factor was too much for me, didn't even get to price and didn't care, I gave my apologies, got in and drove off!

 

[gutter_fly]

So Slim, if she wasn't young or hot plus she was just weird, why would you even still offer her money ? You got balls brother ! I would have run for the hills as soon as I saw her, let alone talk to her.

 

[questionable]

I would have said "OK, let's go to your place" and when she gets out of the car, drive the hell away as fast as you can. But of course, you have to park on the street to do this....

 

[Suzie Homemaker]

I'd take a HJ in the alley in broad daylight.

It was $40. How tough is it to tug my johnson for a few minutes?

 

[Juu]

"I am not doing a cat lady" LOL Holy shit slim you kill me!!!!

 

[Jordan :)]

...reminds me of Ron Jeremey. LOL If he can do porn any guy can do porn proof that being fat and ugly don't count as long as ya got a big hog.