BBC Reviews: Mandi, Loni, Danica, Phoenix

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I usually don’t visit massage parlor, but BBC have been receiving some very positive reviews and it is located in a very convenient location to my residence, so I just had to sample some of the ladies and find out what the fuss is all about. The first lady that I saw was Mandi. Her nipples have great height and are wonders to be sucked on. The things that kind of turn me off was her tattoos (didn’t realize she has them until she removed her clothing) and her feet. I am a huge leg fan so I pay careful attention to a lady’s legs and feet. Even with these drawbacks, I still found the session to be quite enjoyable with all the dirty things Mandi whispered to my ears.

Second lady was Loni, she is in her late twenties and look stunningly attractive. She is very accommodating and always willing to please. One thing worth mentioning is that Loni offers MSOG so for those who are seeking extra mileage, she is worth looking into. I find her to be a great conversationist and we share some common interests which made the time much more enjoyable. Loni has a petite frame, but I wouldn’t consider her to be a total spinner. She has got a great ass and a slim waist line to match. Her massage skill came highly recommended by Krista which I had the pleasure to enjoy. Others have mentioned she is a clock watcher. She does tend to check her wrist watch every now and then, but somehow it didn’t seem that offensive to me. Perhaps it was her wiliness to please that deterred my attention away.

Next lady I saw was Danica. She has a great figure but couple things turned me off was the stubbles on her shin and bad breath. As another poster had mentioned, she is not someone you would turn your head around for a second look. Her behaviour seemed a bit too energetic and kind of made me wonder if she was high. One thing that pissed me off was after I blew my load, Danica gave me the impression she wanted to leave while there was 30 minutes left in the session. She got fully dressed so I was like WTF?? I managed to get her into a conversation, but in the end I was out of the room 10 minutes early. Anyway, I would not recommend Danica to anyone based on my poor experience.

The final lady that I saw at BBC was Phoenix. She looks around 20 years old and has a fantastic body. Her waist line is not as slim as Loni, but she has got the best legs of all the ladies at BBC that I have seen. However, I had to deduct her points from having tattoos. Granted, they were not as big as the ones on Mandi’s back. The major problem with Phoenix was she was really unenthusiastic in our session. I know I am no Brad Pitt, but she could at least act to be interested in me. She was uninterested in establishing any kind of conversation and basically gave me one word answers to all my questions. It was really difficult to form any kind of rapport with her. For some reason I couldn’t cum, and Phoenix simply switched position and started to give me a CHJ. When junior refused to cooperate, she just gave up a lied beside me. She did kind of remind me one of my ex-gf whom I basically had to beg for sex! So yeah, it was “GFE” except not something I wanted. I am definitely not going to repeat with her.

Hopefully some of you may find my consolidated review helpful. Happy pooning!

 

[over 9000]

Thanks for the review, Magician.

> Even with these drawbacks, I still found the session to be
> quite enjoyable with all the dirty things Mandi whispered
> to my ears.

Hehe, I'd like to hear those dirty things myself!

> The final lady that I saw at BBC was Phoenix. For some
> reason I couldn’t cum, and Phoenix simply switched
> position and started to give me a CHJ.

CHJ! Did she at least offer you regular (i.e no C) HJ?

 

[callum the 3rd]

>>>>>>>The final lady that I saw at BBC was Phoenix.


I had a very similar experience.
did the initial warm up massage,
off came the clothes,
laid next to me,
played a few minutes (lame) as she would not really be close -other than physical,
seemed to have her getting aroused by digits.
good, general rapport,
all is looking ok.
then switch to
to CBJ. she slid to end of table -
couldn't maneouver to participate/view (other than touch her hair) so after a while I got bored. aka - little brain lost interest.

she resurfaces- slightly pissed - nothing going - simply lays there - I'm like "wtf". I am paying for what?? - there is no interest to try anything stimulating - she just layed there.

end result $180 - no release... and after the non-initiative to try anything else (e.g. hj) I lost interest in anything sexual.

She does have nice, (thinner) legs though.

While I've never been a fan to wrap, and while I was extremely exhausted from work, would I repeat - not at this time.

Pete

 

[AmyV]

Hi,

Pheonix worked for BBC a while ago, and we ended up letting her go due to some bad service complaints, when we hired her back we made it clear to her that she would have to change her ways in the room, she said she had a break- and was "back into it" and so far she has had alot of repeat clients, and ive had some great comments about her...

Were these incidents before Christmas? or After?

 

[farzkitty]

I know it sounds pathetic, but it was her idea to leave the condom on. I did not request to have it taken off since if that's the way she prefers, I just won't repeat next time.

 

[sparky]

Thank you for your concern Krista. My experience happened this month.

 

[Pompal 09.]

after christmas for me. (recently).