Husband finishes reading the book "Be The Man of Your House" and says to wife 'From now on my word is Law! YOU will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight with a sumptuous desert. Afterwards we will have the kind of s*x that I want. YOU will bathe me as I relax, towel me dry then massage my feet and back. Then tomorrow guess who will dress me and comb my hair?' Wife says The f***ing Funeral Director would be my first guess.' :clap