The Positronic Pimp
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Father and son went hunting for the first time together. The father says "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field"
A little while later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. "whats wrong?", he asked. "I told you to be quiet."
The boy, bless his heart, answered--"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't scratch when the poison oak started itching, but when the two squirrels crawled up my pants leg and said, " Should we eat them here or take them with us?"....'Well, I guess I just panicked! :
edit: TALKING SQuirrels???:hmm: thats why Id be screaming :lmao:
A little while later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. "whats wrong?", he asked. "I told you to be quiet."
The boy, bless his heart, answered--"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't scratch when the poison oak started itching, but when the two squirrels crawled up my pants leg and said, " Should we eat them here or take them with us?"....'Well, I guess I just panicked! :
edit: TALKING SQuirrels???:hmm: thats why Id be screaming :lmao: