BEAUTIFUL AMY DISASTER @ Swan LAKE

[answer]

Never going pooning again.

Ever...you can thank the dairy cow for that.

Just went to swan lake hoping to have a decent experience. Was really tired, so I wanted a half decent rub on the shoulder/neck area, and maybe some more.

Well went in, paid the .5 fine, and then went to the dumpster, and went to the room.

Man, the place is starting to look decrepid and worn down. They can at least fix the shower door, as mine wouldn't close.

Then comes in a nice cow from China. Oh god, I hope she can massage, as usually the fat ones can, but definitely not a MILFer. Massage is half decent, except I keep on telling her to massage my neck region, and she gives me a half-hearted rub. I keep on massaging my own area trying to give her a hint, but no takers.

Then comes the tease of the balls, and I think HJ, right?

Nope, she goes away and then tells me to stand so she can give me a BBBJ. I don't mind, except that not only can I see her 36DD boobs, I also see her 37inch waist sag. Then she proceeds to show me the stinky hole, and I cringe at the fact that I have to do the deed. Raincoat comes on and an agonizing 5min...I should be paid for this.

Now I know what it feels to f*ck a cow. It sure felt like work...no way I am excited about this. It then ends with oil lube job and end. A very quick clean up job and then told to shower. Meanwhile, my neck is still hurting.

A: 5
L:2
S: 3

Worst thing is that she demanded that I pay $1.2 You gotta be kidding. The fat cow wouldn't take $ and wouldn't ease my shoulder pain. I wanted to complain to the manager, but it was too late in the day and anyways, NO WAY I AM EVERY FCUKING GOING BACK TO SWAN LAKE. It has become a SH*THole, and I CAN thank FAT AMY, cuz I am never going back...IN FACT I will retire from pooning.

 

[MRSATM]

Hey, you just posted this in the Richmond Massage thread.
Once is enough.

 

[Yahoo User]

You went to an AMP hoping to get a therapeutic massage??!

You do know that for half the price you could have had your neck and shoulder pain dealt with by a certified professional...

 

[westo]

Wow, what a prize you are

I'm sure every single SP, MP, micro and any other woman that deals with the sex industry in any way is absolutely devestated that you've decided to 'retire' and they won't get to feel the 'seanbig' experience.

 

[Jazz]

I wouldnt say Amy is a cow just very healthy. Pretty face.

 

[Ima Stoodint]

I did mention to Papason last time i was in that the place looked run down.
I took him back to my room and showed him the unclean shower and the unwashed walls, threadbare towells etc.

It would appear that they are not re-investing anything into their facilities.

As to Amy. I'm glad you don't want to see her anymore because I don't like having to wait for her when I get there. If you had a bad session, you're
the problem.

Secondly, your cow description is very derogatory. I wonder how she would describe you.

 

[Obamanized]

i'm not gonna rag on seanbig. i actually am glad that you called it like you saw it. it saves guys out there a trip to swan, and that's one of the purposes of this board. i've been to swan lake before and quite frankly, i think some of the ratings given to the girls are abit high. not everybody's cut out to be a hollywood movie star and not every asian girl who immigrates here is cut out to be an sp. yes they are people too, and i would treat them with every bit of respect. i'd just have the balls to say no or walk out, something seanbig should have done.

 

[[killer]kelli.(:]

ya...but you don't have to refer to the woman as a "cow"; it says a whole lot about seanbig and what it says is that he's got zero class.....I'm glad he's retiring if he looks upon sps that way.....characterizing them as animals....he's no loss to that community.

 

[WCCanuck]

The women at Swan are much more average than lookers in my book. Maybe Gigi who left long ago is the only one who could pass for a standout. It is certainly true that the place is due for a few more updates in creature comforts. Business is not lacking. I will say the women there are much friendier than Kingdom nearby where the asking is 1.5 and bargaining with them to the standard 1.2 ruins the mood for me, I wont go back.

 

[anonymous?girl]

Just saw Amy for the first time in a year, thanks largely to this thread. I always liked her, was sad to read it, and was curious to see if things could have turned so badly for her. Happy to report that she has not put on weight, did not develop DDs, and looks good. Also had a good attitude for me. Lots of laughing, lots of effort, a good time was had by all. She also had a new massage move. Knees on the butt for pressure, then fast pounding of the feet against the calf muscles. Penetrating and relaxing. Said that she learned it in China. Worked for me.

 

[Gerik]

Lack of cojones

Panther

 

[jim jim the dog faced boy]

You have no right to brutally insult the woman, regardless of your perceptions and/or your anti-Swan Lake sentiments. On a scale of one to ten, your credibility is at zero and Oceanic's is at ten.


---Dr. Moe

 

[Dj Pep]

Checkout Jessica at Swan and you your opinion will change for sure... cute and kinky as fuck

Just came back from HONG KONG, dudes you can get laid for about $65 Canadian by a real cutie in her room. No other charges...

They rent these tiny rooms about 150 square feet where they stay in run down parts of down (but always felt safe everywhere I went in HK) girl stays in tiny room you just show up and know on door and get it on ! Site below even has pics of street with address of girl you want, girls all have pics up with prices.

http://sex141.com/

Funny thing is girl I went to did not speak lick of English but we managed to figure things out ! Omg that was the tightest pussy I ever had, at first she was giving me this obvious fake moaning, but once mr. salami was in she was squealing like nuts, chinese dudes must have small weewees i think since I am pretty average size ! made me feel like fukin king kong though !

there was another incredible fucking hot young chick I would have paid $300 Cad (she was only asking $60 Cad) but she only dealt with chinese clients ..... AAARGHGHGH.

price in Hong Kong dollars $13 Cad = $100 Hong Kong

OMG the best fucking value I have ever had, you need to do a little homework on this site

I am going to retire to that city one day !

 

[MEZA!]

No fucking shit, its cheap in Asia to poon. Women are treated as enjoyment there while here in the West you will be lucky if they dont throw a fork at you if you cook their eggs the wrong way. I lost all interest in Western women after I rediscovered Asian gals.

 

[rocknrolltrekkie]

Thanks, Goodgambler! There are some drop dead gorgeous petite women on the other side of your link!


---Dr. Moe

 

[TAHA]

This is the one I met while in Hong Kong $400HK = $50 Cad

Sweet as can be, and see my previous review...

http://sex141.com/en/viewid.php?uid...=-1&service=-1&nationality=&stype=-1&keyword=

I want to go back !!!

 

[Bailey]

Dude, North America's SPs is like paying diamond prices for a lump of coal compared to the looks and service you can get in Asia for half the price. They seem to love you more if you're a foreigner for some reason.

That being said I think seanbig's voicing his own frustration (which is what message boards are for) but he may have gone a bit overboard. However I do agree with the assessment that a guy would like the service from a girl at SL and rate them higher in the L department than they should be.