Alyssa Kerr
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A woman in a jewelers store, Farts while bending over to look at a beautiful diamond ring. She looks around, embarrassed, and sees the salesman standing behind her.
Totally professional, he says, "Good Day Madam. How may I help you?"
Hoping that may be he had not heard her 'accident' she asks "Sir whats the price of this lovely ring?"
He answers "Madam If you Farted just by looking at it, I bet you are going to $h!t if I tell you the price"
Totally professional, he says, "Good Day Madam. How may I help you?"
Hoping that may be he had not heard her 'accident' she asks "Sir whats the price of this lovely ring?"
He answers "Madam If you Farted just by looking at it, I bet you are going to $h!t if I tell you the price"