Besides giving a deep tissue massage and lightly kissing the back of the neck…?

[Timinator .]

…of the person in front of me, what else can I do while waiting in a long line at the bank?

 

[Twiggy]

Stick a gun to their back, make them drain their bank account, then rob them at their car. Or, just get her (or him) to withdraw just enough to pay you for your services.

 

[Joni ?s Chachi]

wow this sounds strangely like a text message I got earlier!!

R U in big rig right now? lol.

oooh where you bank. I'm switchin.

 

[dark bubble]

You know, I can do all of that for you, and you don't have to wait in line. *mrrroooow*
But if you insist, you could always sell bank robber notes and ski caps. $20 per set, altho I do recommend you sell them out of the trunk of your car. that way by the time you go in, the lines would be shorter.

 

[gina]

Play patty cake on their back.

 

[Watermelon's Gian Tass]

If it's me, a reach around "massage" would be nice.

 

[Leftfoot]

Time is money, Tim - but you, my friend, are currently performing a valuable service there for nothing!
Why not turn your natural inclination to keep people's spirits up into a lucrative business venture? For example, were you to thus entertain customers as they wait to make a deposit at a sperm bank, I'd wager you could cut queueing time by half at the very least.
Come on, it's got to be worth a shot!

 

[Betty Spaghetti]

What bank is that? And give me a 5 min. head start, okay?

 

[Sacha Redux]

Up the butt for twenty bucks! Pork 'em!

 

[cel's giant beaver]

Well, you could also perform a pornographic puppet show. Everyone loves puppets.

 

[Dead Parrot Society]

NutsToButts

 

[The Cat]

Magic trick are cool. Card tricks and the like. You can also give foot massages, but you might have the tellers cutting in line in front of you. You can play games on your phone or ipod? Or just start sneezing and coughing and mentioning your recent trip to Mexico.