Best AMP for a married guy with a shared credit card?

[This is my avatar]

Really want to find a good AMP that comes off as a real massage place so the wife doesn't think twice about it. Considering Thai experience on Shepherd. Looks legit and is close to me, but does anyone else out there have other suggestions? Muchas gracias!!

 

[Kay]

do cash.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Ha!! Well...... Lets be honest here..... if it is a shared account, and your SO checks it..... EXPECT questions about ANYTHING suspicious. Your best bet is to NOT use a shared card. Cash Money baby!

Otherwise..... just expect some reserch to be done, and your ass in a sling.

Expect the worst my friend, and leave no chance of traces.

Best of luck sir!

JaD

 

[MOMIN]

Always use cash, even if CC is not shared.

 

[Heather]

but as far as a legit/upscale AMP?

 

[lynnet bielech michaels]

that still offers extras

 

[smokeyarmadillo]

Talk about being passive aggressive.

 

[Crystal]

you wont find any.

follow our recommendation of CASH ONLY

 

[houseboy]

Don't do it you are just asking for trouble with the shared card, C.R.E.A.M (Wu-tang)

 

[Cat Lady]

This just screams FAIL.
Just take out an extra 10-20 for lunch here and there and pay cash.

 

[Tim S]

I think crazy here is trying to justify it to get his airline miles, do divorce attorneys take those?

 

[sc4bbedwing]

I think registered only? Pay the upgrade to learn the tricks. Better yet, don't start hobbying stay married.

 

[No longer waiting!]

LOL and I thought Spitzer was nuts .............

 

[Pompal 09.]

don't mention it to the SO, because some day the SO is going to be watching dateline and see a story on how legitimate looking SPAs are offering extras.

That just happened in Austin, a place that only advertised in the therapeutic section got busted. Now this place advertised hot stones, face treatments and did legit massages, listed their RMT license in the ads but foxnews, local news all the paper tell the rest of the story.

Best option save cash until you have enough and go somewhere like Paradise and park in the back or somewhere else where you can park and not be seen, and don't mention a word of it to anyone. Discussions around a woman touching my naked body is a discussion I do not want to have with the SO because the conversation will eventually get you jammed up, did I mention her girlfriends will get her stirred up to "where is your husband" and she says "getting a massage" then the conversation goes "I have heard about those places" and you get the picture.

 

[The Great Michael]

y'all are right. my bad. Thank you from preventing my mistake.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Now go out and buy a hobby phone or learn how to use the internet "ghost" phone service!

 

[sevenwndrs]

Always think with the "Big Head" 1st !!!

 

[chuck]

I see Kim at Beauty Secret....and bought my wife a Gift Certificate there. The above advice is your best bet but this worked for me!

 

[mcnally]

Heres a review I found on Thai Experience

"Thanks my marriage is over                                                                                                                                                                              My soon to be x husband has told me about why some young girl called demanding more money for a B.J. he fessed up. After finding 32
receipts it's over."

And that is why OP you should always use cash!!

 

[Deke]

Better yet, book your SO and yourself for a massage at the same time and different rooms with lockable doors. The door fees go on the card then tip your masseuse in cash.

I have done this a few times successfully.