Saw Coco earlier this week. Left relaxed and happy. Is it just me or is it super hot when the masseuse climbs on the table to massage you? She also always plays the best music.
Recently, I saw Coco again and yes....unique genre of music to go with her unique style of massage. She played blues music (and it actually worked well with the rhythm of her massage). Before she led me to my room, she was switching to a new mask. Holy Shit....I think she's hot! You might disagree with me, but I have a "Goldeneye" for beauty.
What I don't expect, is a quality RMT to dress and look that damn fine!!! Can't wait till she can give massages without a mask again. When these ladies are doing deep tissue, I definitely feel bad for how laboured their breathing is.
She has this unique routine where she pushes her finger forward into the meridians of your muscles, then glides her fingers softly backwards over your skin, sending you shivers, like energy surges down your spine, your legs and striking one of your balls. You might lie there, peacefully basking in your "Quantam of Solace"
Or, let humourous thoughts flood your mind like: most men nickname their dicks, but after a massage with Coco, one could nickname one of his balls, calling it "Thunderball". Those finger are magical, precious like gold. Each one deserving of the nickname "Goldfinger". If you are lucky enough for her hands to find their way down to that special place you might simply call "My gun", because its feels hard, and shoots far. Her golden fingers would make your gun seem golden. If you are lucky for CoCo to pull your trigger, your Massage Planet friends will swear you must be "The Man With the Golden Gun."
The way she moves around, and onto her patient...makes me think of what Catwoman might do to you during a massage. The difference is: Catwoman would make you feel like you are coming alive, only to kill you at the end. Another way of saying: "Live and Let Die"
Which means: don't let Catwoman give you a massage. She isn't qualified. She has neither a massage license, or a "License to Kill"....so she would be brutal at both.
Probably, she would make her move during the neck massage. CoCo's face, head, shoulder...and neck massage are heavenly.
Although, they are "To Die For", you will want to"Die Another Day", so "For Yours Eyes Only", you can enjoy her beauty.
I mean, when you are lying there already looking forward to your next time with her, you will believe there is "No Time to Die". However, if you did die during the massage, and she thought you were just in deep bliss, your ghost or "Spectre" would be drifting into the heavens, stopping at the moon. As you are looking down saying: that's what I call "A View to A Kill", which is probably another way of saying "A beautiful massueuse and massage worth dying for".
And as your body is lying there dead, your soul working on the moon employed as a "Moonraker", her massage will bring you back to life, making your soul drop from the moon, like a "Skyfall". But, you should check that out, and find out why you died. Don't think her massage will bring you back to life, the next time. After all, "You Only Live Twice." Maybe"Tomorrow Never Dies", but everyone who faces their future will.
Now, if you are hoping you might see "Pussy Galore" during this Royally good massage with princess-like beauty, and you would like to get "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" (wink! wink!), you are not getting that type of view. Better go to Pornhub, and check out Octymom, and her "Octypussy" . And No, you will NEVER get to see CoCo's. You might get mad, and say YMMV....that I should "Never Say Never Again" and you will want to punch
"The Living Daylights" out of me. I once again remind everyone, the story of the guy "Sulfuras", who Betty on 75th.street said "No" to, around 30ร. She said "NO" so many times, you could call her "Dr.No".
And I know they say "Diamonds Are Forever". But, as most of us know, gifts and/or more money, won't make these ladies move their boundaries for you. If you start expecting everything from a masseuse, you can expect nothing. As they say, life is "Everything or Nothing". Hell, you can give her the World, but "The World is Not Enough". You would have better luck, taking your diamonds and money, and showing them off to some lady at the "Casino Royale".
Anyways: this review took too long. I am going to miss my flight to Russia. Going to meet up with an old flame, before I got married. Turned out she was a Putin spy. She was "The Spy That Loved Me" Now, she's a divorce lawyer. (NOT much of an improvement.) For years, she would send me a postcard that said "From Russia With Love." Perhaps, I will send you guys one too. Bye for now!!!!!!!