Best Oriental Touch

[mtt g]

Was in the mood for a massage today, ok mainly a release so I was checking the massage ads in the Van Courier. Spotted one for Best Oriental Touch full body care special. Call Cindy 876-5275. So I called, was told $50 for hr including release and I decided to head on over.

Her apt is located near Main & 16th, buzzed in, and got to the second floor. She hid behind the door, perhaps for good reason, as she is no knockout that is for sure. First impression was her place was a sty - crap everywhere, kitchen was a disgrace to say the least, but atleast massage room was fairly tidy.

She asked me to get undressed and lie on the massage table. Soon after, her phone rings and she goes to another room and starts babbling away in Chinese. After about 10mins in the room, I am getting frustrated and thinking of bailing. I get dressed and walk into the other room and she sees me and tries to get me to stay. Says she is talking to her lawyer as she is buying a new place in Richmond. I did agree to stay, probably shouldn't have, but anyway we walked into the room and I asked her to get naked which she did. Body is pretty old but her 36 tits are pretty nice and good for playing with. I was in the mood for Russian and she allowed this. I asked her if she would do some BBBJ first but she attempted (first putting some kind of alcohol covered towel) and then going down with the towel over my cock in her mouth. Not interesting or exciting at all. Scrapped that plan and asked her to lie on the table. Started with some Russian and her doing a HJ while I hovered on top, finally exploding all over her breasts.

This was about 15 mins into the session and I asked about the massage. She says sternly: That is all you get for this. I was kind of offended and tried to argue, but I thought ok I basically got what I wanted and her massage would have sucked anyway I'll bet my life. Don't think I would repeat as she is misleading on the phone and promised an hr and that she would do all these things I wanted. Too good to be true and in a way it was, no real regrets just another one to cross of the list.

 

[Yakov Smirnov]

Jeepers. You might have been expecting too much for $50. Cindy is kind of a gentle soul and, while her massage isn't that great, she aims to please and deserves to be treated with respect.

 

[Rosanna]

You should have read some reviews on this old prune....she's odd to say the least. Massage is weak, service is weak and the atmosphere of her place is ODD.

 

[Lucylu]

What is this, or shall I call you by your first name, Cindy?

 

[LuvThosePurpleShoes]

Believe me, Cindy wouldn't know how to register here.

I think I saw her a couple of times. She used to give me oriental porn magazines (to get hard, I guess) while I waited for her. Her massage wasn't any good then, and since her hj was so poor I used to just jerk off myself, usually on her tits because they were the only good thing about her.

But your right about the price. For $50.00 you can't expect too much. If you're going to go cheap, you have to know when to quit bitching about the service.

 

[spz1827]

Although I haven't experienced Cindy "first hand" it sounds like the old Chinese lady by the Joyce skytrain station gives a better massage and HJ for $40.

 

[MrsBossy]

I would agree with that Oldfart, I have tried that lady by Joyce and she does a pretty decent massage IMHO. She actually puts some effort into it, unlike Cindy who seems to basically care less if you are there. I do respect Cindy but with that kind of service I think she will definitely lose customers, even though her price is lower than most.

 

[East Bay Punk Mafia]

I think you guys are being too harsh. She's actually kind of a nice lady and the massage is decent. The HJ is pretty satisfactory and she has nice boobs which she encourages you to play with. She also encourages digital. I'd say pretty decent value for a red or three greens for the hour.

 

[Seraphin Falls]

Ok maybe i hit her on a not so good day, even then I think there are much better options out there. I don't think I was being too harsh, I agreed with you that her tits are pretty decent. The massage though I don't think you could say is decent, unless you don't mind any pressure and just light feather touching if that.

I agree she is ok value but there are other good values out there, that are better looking and provide better service. Face it, I kind of feel sorry for her as she looks out of place in this biz. Probably is unhappy or something, just a vibe I get.

 

[Aleksandra]

Man - I think I went to see Cindy once. I got to the door, and when she opened it I thought it was a man in drag. I made an excuse that I forgot my wallet in the car, and I took off like a QB on a blitz play.....