beware fat free pringles

[Wicked Awsome]

Ah yes Xenical, evil crap that it is.
It turns all fats that you eat into that crap "olean" stuff, which is fine, cause you're meant to go on a low fat/high fibre diet right? Wrong, it ends up acclimatising itself to your system and turning EVERY thing that comes out into it. It's like having food poisoning every single day.
I lost 40lbs on the stuff, but just couldn't go through with it permanently.

 

[D-Tes]

dragon breath should be enough...thats why i wont eat doritos. that smell makes me sick.

and chips are bad for you anyways.

 

[Dane Battle]

I've never eating Pringles since you told me that story at the beginning of last year.

I've stuck to Doritos.

And don't you dare put me off, or find a story that will. ._.

 

[brown9500.v10]

:lmao: The old "anal leakage" stories : I would never ever eat that stuff..cause I've heard similiar horror stories from some of my friends.... it reminds me of the weight loss drug that was out on the market..and still is...called Xenical....does the exact same thing.... I took it once...and never ever again would I dare touch that stuff... enough said :

 

[Jeski]

I salute you, Who

I've heard of very similar horrors about Olean also. If I were you I'd sue Pringles. It's not like they didn't know! It doesn't digest, nothing dissolves it. Everyone! Stay away from that crap. It's insidious.

But Pringles are not the only companies using it. Read your labels, and read up on all the other ingredients harmful effects. You all think Olean's bad? Check out some of the other listed (and unlisted) crap you're all eating, unawares. 15,000 different compounds in our foods, and most of them are not even required to be listed. Source: Kevin Tradeau's Weight Loss Secrets...... Pringles won't be the only company you curse.

Good health to you all.
Good looking out Who

 

[seafarer]

(no i didnt write this, its from craigslist. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=19282)


Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat.

I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.

The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you...

Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope

...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."

Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.

So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.

Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?

So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards.

I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.

The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So.

I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean.

That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage.

So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.

You fucking Pringle bastards.

The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit again.

Fucking Pringle bastards.

This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. Fuck Pringles.