Captain Sly
New Member
Have not been to Classic Spa in awhile since my favourite Shakira left. I called and asked the front desk about the new talent as I have seen a lot of the other girls in passing through the years or have seen their photos. I asked about Alyssa because I like the name and was told she was very pretty; when I asked about age they said early 30's (that should have been my first red flag)
SO I book with her, excited and anticipating a sexy 30 something to walk in the room. This old woman walks in covered in a robe. Face like leather, jowls and wrinkles everywhere. GREAT, too late to turn back now...
She takes off the robe and even worse!!! Big hard looking bolt-ons with a nipple piercing and stomach covered in stretch marks and big fat hanging ass covered in cellulite. I wanted to run out of the room but out of politeness I decided to take my chances hoping to get a nice bbj as the older ones are more likely to do so. I ask her about extras as classic is known for this hoping for a good deal for these damaged goods. WRONG! She offers me full-service for $500 and $300 for a cbj. Is this lady insane??? I opted for the VIP. It was terrible. Huge hard fake tits rubbing against my junk and the nipple ring was scratching me! She turned around and put her pussy in my face and it reaked. I couldnt even finish. So pissed off. Worst experience I have ever had period. Has anyone seen any of the other new talent there? Any intel on Layla, Brandy, Kat or Nika? See them on schedule but no photos either.
SO I book with her, excited and anticipating a sexy 30 something to walk in the room. This old woman walks in covered in a robe. Face like leather, jowls and wrinkles everywhere. GREAT, too late to turn back now...
She takes off the robe and even worse!!! Big hard looking bolt-ons with a nipple piercing and stomach covered in stretch marks and big fat hanging ass covered in cellulite. I wanted to run out of the room but out of politeness I decided to take my chances hoping to get a nice bbj as the older ones are more likely to do so. I ask her about extras as classic is known for this hoping for a good deal for these damaged goods. WRONG! She offers me full-service for $500 and $300 for a cbj. Is this lady insane??? I opted for the VIP. It was terrible. Huge hard fake tits rubbing against my junk and the nipple ring was scratching me! She turned around and put her pussy in my face and it reaked. I couldnt even finish. So pissed off. Worst experience I have ever had period. Has anyone seen any of the other new talent there? Any intel on Layla, Brandy, Kat or Nika? See them on schedule but no photos either.
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