BG Classification

[justme]

Nurse Shark:
These are the newbies. Quite harmless to be around. Very little english. will always be with another girl. pecks and smiles at you. gets info from older girls. typically needs a translator. can be found in all beer bars, discos, and sometime free lancing.

Whale Shark:
The doscile girl. Can be found alone sitting in the bar. does not say to much only when approached. Maybe an older girl looking for Mr. Right. Don't have to worry about your wallet to much. not a big meat eater spends just little bit of money. Can be found almost any where. Typically the older ones are in the massage parlors. Often hearing " u want massage".

Black Tip:
By far the most common. Average girl. Always curious. Sometimes a little shy. Happy and smiling. Likes to be in small groups with others at the start. Quite harmless, can socialize without getting bitten unless you provoke. Easy to take care and make happy. Will do the same. Found in Beer Bars, free lancing, pool bars, and discos.

Hammerhead:
Common to see. Saying welcome. u handsome man. where u go? and of course by me a drink. Aggressive in nature. May have years of experience. Can be quite dangerous if you become mao mak mak. Best to be on your game. can be found in all beer bars and discos late at night.

Tiger Shark:
Dangerous. Very well experienced. Mostly freelancers. Solitary or comes in pairs. Hunts at night in discos. Does what ever it takes to get you. Must be careful with these.

The Great White:
The most dangerous of them all. Easy to see and identify if wearing lots of gold. Will probably have a few tatoos. Can be very pretty. Well experienced. Equiped with all the skills. Has mastered them all. Comes in all ages. Good English. Always demanding this and that. Pretends to care but you should be able to read through the BS. Approach with extreme caution and know what you are doing. Found everywhere. Very common to see dancing in Sois on the bars.



Please feel free to add a category or more descriptions. Be careful out there BMs the high season is coming and more and more gathering in the waters now.

 

[princess]

Hehe - fun to read! And sometimes pretty true!

 

[Hello K]

Good analogies….well thought out…How about a”Remora” Will hang on and never let go. Keeps coming back even after being shooed away. Always they’re for the free ride.

 

[Biddie]

nice classification.

for me its the nurse shark only, because there is some of the thainess left in them that i really like, the others they are too far down the track for my liking.

first sign of more than a very very basic modicom of the english language i am out of the water.

 

[Archer]

Will have to save that to the HD as I will probably forget the descriptions when the names start turning up in TR's!!!!
Another good piece of internet shorthand!!!

 

[dobbaaa]

whats mao mak mak?
Just that I have heard a girl say mao mao.

 

[Kyrix]

similar diving / monger rule - if its very beatiful or very ugly don't touch it (ladyboy)

farang who stays here long time is called a turtle amongst other things so could use that for the long term girls

and i've definitely seen a few urchins

 

[Nathaniel G]

maou mak mak = drunk alot!

 

[Keith H]

could have been me maou... "me drunk"?

What's "lee lie" or "la lie"
I like the thai language, sposed to have a lot to do with the tones isn't it.

 

[uchaboo]

Nice one mate.

Well never had a problem finding a girl. The girls usually comes to me . There was once a girl, who claimed to have a boyfriend in DK who send her money every month, but she told me that she had to have IT more often and she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to come.

Unfortunley sometimes ugly ones comes xS. I like the shy and smiley ones, but sometimes the shy ones aren't that active as me in bed. Like maybe 1 time boom boom then they pretend to be tired :

I find it funny, when suddenly their boyfriend calls them and asks them where they are, and they are like "hey baby I miss u, oh i'm at my friends house I miss you baby..." hehe

 

[~o~]

How about the poisonous blow fish:Extremely dangerous. These are the TG's that have HIV and other STD's. Often found around the streets and in discos but rarely in bars and go-go's because once known they have been infected they are now allowed to work there....