Hathlolojof
New Member
1 ) what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wondering how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
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3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
...........sita with ravan
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4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
โฆโฆ.Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
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5) an elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
marrigeโฆguess y??
they gave a solid reasonโฆ**Ladke k daant bahar hain**
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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
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ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
' Come' palakrishnan.
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
:-(
Guess why ?
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise bahar
nikalega???????
..........
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think
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think....
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geela ho ke nikalega......
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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......
sweets.... nopes
salt...... nopes
think
think
are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......
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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
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6) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina
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7) 3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!
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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?
think......
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socho socho
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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!
Its : SUROOR
wondering how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
====================================================================
3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
...........sita with ravan
===================================================
4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
โฆโฆ.Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
===================================================
5) an elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
marrigeโฆguess y??
they gave a solid reasonโฆ**Ladke k daant bahar hain**
=================================================================
1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
=================================================================
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
====================================================================
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
.....
.....
...
.......
okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
================================================================
ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
=========================================
=========================================
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
' Come' palakrishnan.
===================================================================
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
:-(
Guess why ?
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
===================================================================
ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise bahar
nikalega???????
..........
..........
think
......
think....
........
........
........
.........
.........
.........
.........
geela ho ke nikalega......
=================================================================
ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......
sweets.... nopes
salt...... nopes
think
think
are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......
======================================================================
whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
==================================================================
6) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina
===================================================================
7) 3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!
==============================================================================
Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?
think......
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
socho socho
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!