Big hole!

[Shafagh H]

A woman is recovering in the maternity ward of a hospital. Still with her feet in the stirrups mpter giving birth, a doctor walks by the room, looks, and then comes back. "Holy man, that's a big hole!" he says. The woman, shocked by the doc's comments replies "What kind of a doctor are you to say something like that..!" The doc replies, "Well, I am sorry ma'am, I have been a doctor for 25 years. I've seen a lot of holes and I do declare that's the biggest hole I have ever seen!" The next day the woman is released Reviewom the hospital. At home, mpter putting the baby to sleep she goes into her bedroom. Somewhat self conscious of what the doctor said the day before, she places a mirror on the floor, removes her panties, lifts her skirt and spreads her legs while looking at the mirror as she moves around it. Her husband walks by the bedroom door, pauses quite puzzledly, and says "What are you doing honey......" Surprised by her husband's sudden appearance, she replies, "Oh, I'm.... I'm learning a new dance." He replies "Well, you better watch out you don't step in that big hole!"