Bin Laden on the England Squad

[Experiment E]

I hear Bin Laden has released another video to let the world (and Vinny ) know he's still alive. In it he laughs at the England Football team for being so rubbish.

However, CIA officials cast doubt on it saying the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 40-odd years

 

[hwzoszii]

LOL!
Had a text today (which I've cleaned up slightly for HP):



I had another one but there's no way it can be cleaned up enough for me to post it on here.

 

[tehpwnerer1918]

Jason, you don't have a healthy-enough belief in conspiracies, I see. Well might Bin Laden laugh: he knew the result before-hand, roughly, since he's secretly recruited most England outfield players into al Qaeda (all it took was money), to humble us. Of course, they decided to get a draw against the USA, just in order not to let the USA win.

V