A woman gave birth to a baby in the hospital. As soon as she recovered the doctor hurried to speak to her. "Your baby is in good health but theres something important I need to tell you"
The woman became very worried. "Whats the matter with my baby, please tell me whats wrong?"
"Theres nothing really wrong, but your baby is a little...different. Hes a hermaphrodite!" said the Doc.
"Hermaphrodite?? What is that??" The woman enquired frantcally.
"Well it means your baby has the equipment of a man and a woman."
The woman goes pale: "You mean he has a penis AND a brain??"