Birthday Boy Fired His Secretary

[Pompal 09.]

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss.
Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said

"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "Oh yeah, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day.

We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind,
I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying
a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

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And there I sat...on the couch..........naked.

 

[fgfdgfdgfdg]

OMG
:awesome::awesome::awesome:

 

[504 Boy Luis Lopez]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :hilarious:

 

[Big Yoda]

:hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:

 

[Sarita]

: :rofl: :hilarious: :lmao:

 

[magick]

hahahah pwned :rofl:

 

[swimma]

ha ha ha i hope you all enjoyed it hyeah:hyeah:hyeah:

 

[Impedesaitaps]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :birthday1: to that guy from me.............