birthday treat

[AdministrationTeam]

just chasing some advise Reviewom fellow mp.nets and working ladies,its coming up to a special birthday and as a treat i would like to catch up with some ladies ive been promising to see for ages. the eight ladies are chrissie,robyn.amy,lana,tasha,bree,ana and melissa.because they all seem lovely im trying to decide where to start . any suggestions?

 

[Maggiegirl]

ile: Hi Jensen,

All the ladies here that you have mentioned are all fantastic.

May I suggest that you start with ladies names beginning with A and then work your way through.

Or on the other hand, go through there reviews and see which ladies appeal to you the most and go Reviewom there.

All the best with your decisions.

 

[bob oso]

Ooow Oooooow I know I know!!!!

HAVE A PARTY!!!

You do realise if you were to see all of those gorgeous, delightful yummiferous woman at once, you would win the MAN OF THE YEAR competition?! We have Escort of the Year comp. but I would waaaaay prefer to win Man of the Year!!

Wish I was a boy. If I was I'd do it!

I've done bookings with 1 man and 7 girls before - was fun!

Lucy

 

[Bella&BO]

Oh shit Lucy that would have been fun wow!

Yeah Jensen lets do that haha

Jensen I bought something recently that I personally know you would like

Robyn xXx

 

[Ronny]

I've done bookings with 1 man and 7 girls before - was fun!

Lucy, how I envy you... :

Unfortunately, such parties are illegal in Qld. According to some stupid law, only one WL can be on a premises at any given time or something along those lines... which basically means if a guy wants a threesome, he either has to be Brad Pitt or he has to visit a brothel (where apparently it's legal... wtf!!).

I don't understand why this law actually exists. Others like enforcing smpe sex practices, etc, I can understand because it's a matter of health and smpety. But what risks are there with hiring two or more WLs for a party? I don't get it...

I guess that's our punishment for havign beautiful beaches and hot women....

 

[thebomb]

I've done bookings with 1 man and 7 girls before - was fun!

OMG Lucy!! Lucky bastard...I wouldn't be able to handle more than one lass at a time let alone handle 7!

 

[Fergy]

You do realise if you were to see all of those gorgeous, delightful yummiferous woman at once, you would win the MAN OF THE YEAR competition?! We have Escort of the Year comp. but I would waaaaay prefer to win Man of the Year!!

I would probably expire but, the undertaker would not be able to remove the grin Reviewom my face.

 

[read it and weep.]

Lol, Victor.

I've been lucky and temporarily wealthy enough to mpford a couple 'group bookings' in the past. I managed to barely survive, but I'd probably fare much better now, because at least I now have an idea on what the hell I'm doing (an 18 yr old male has no idea how to please a woman, I speak Reviewom experience!). I'm no Cassanova, but I've learnt a few things...

Wouldn't mind trying three or four girls at once before I die, though... but to imagine the cost would make me go crosseyed....

 

[Beckk3]

I could imagine that grin on your face Victor hehe and WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Robyn xXx

 

[Shoot Your Leaders Down]

Hmmmm that Qld rule is tricky.

Hmmm my suggestion....

MOVE TO SYDNEY FOR YOUR B'DAY!

Hmmmm or.....

Coup!

Hmmmmm or.......

Chain yourself to Parliament House declaring a hunger strike on great big cardboard boxes in thick black texta and don't shave or put Reviewesh clothes on and demonstrate over the laws. No-one likes a shabby looking fella and I'm sure they'll change the laws to get rid of you!

Hmmm we'll keep thinking on it for you

Mmwaaah!

Lucy

 

[Pompal 09.]

I got an idea Lucy!! You come up here and meet me at parliament house! I'll round up Robyn, Bree, Sarah, Candy and Keira and we'll have a protest orgy on the lawn! We get to make a statement, provide a proof of concept that the law isn't necessary aaaand we get to have some hot sweaty fun! : :

 

[Matthias]

Now were talkin boats Axel!!! have u had that stiff wiskey?

Robyn xXx

 

[JAMES]

Nah, I'm just on a natural high, Robyn... it happens on occasion....

 

[Jorbie]

Well Jensen what and whoever you decide to do just do it and enjoy it! Kiss like its your last, have sex with passion and then maybe just do it again! Either way ENJOY!

Robyn xXx

 

[TruthTeller]

hey robyn
i would like to catch up with you as i know i had to cancel last time.can you let me know when your back in town. i think i can guess what the surprise might be it would be a nice birthday present.