bit rude

[Tinesha</3]

Thought this might brighten up your day.
> The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specified she
> wanted to see absolutely everything. During her tour of the floors she
> passed a room where a male patient was w*nking.
> "Oh my!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of
> this?"
> The Doctor leading the tour explains;
> "I am sorry your Majesty, but this man has a very serious medical
condition
> and is only following Doctors orders.
> His body produces too much semen and his testicles keep overfilling.
> Until we can find out exactly what is causing this problem he's been
> instructed to do that at least 5 times a day or there is a danger that his
> testicles will explode, and he would die instantly.
> "Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen.
>
> On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
> patient a bl*w-job.
> "Oh my goodness!" said the Queen, "What on earth is happening in there?"
>
>
> The Doctor replied, "Same problem, but he's with BUPA".
> ***
>