A Woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day he came round and asked her to come closer! As she sat by him her husbands eyes full of tears whispered: You've been with me through the bad times. When I got tired you supported me. When my business failed you were there for me. When we lost the house you still stayed. When my health started to fail you were still by my side. Do you know what! - What, my dear she gently replied smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
I think you're bad luck the husband replied, why don't you just FU CK OFF