Bizarre Courtroom Testimonies

[Ben Doverman]

:clap : :clap : :clap
this sh!t is so funny!
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[-me-]

Hahahahaha
:lmao:
Gotta love idiots- even if it is for entertainment value​

 

[Cyanidra]

Bizarre Courtroom Testimonies:

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?


Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?


Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage
terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?


Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
A: All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.


Q: Could you see him from where you were standing?
A: I could see his head.
Q: And where was his head?
A: Just above his shoulders.


Q: What is the meaning of sperm being present?
A: It indicates intercourse.
Q: Male sperm?
A: That is the only kind I know.


Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?


Q: Were you acquainted with the deceased?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: Before or after he died?


Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
A: I refuse to answer that question.
Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
A: I refuse to answer that question.
Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
A: No.