Subject: FW: Joke - Blabber mouth
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> >A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,
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> >"I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
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> >"Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar
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> >Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
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> >"Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise
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> >As the officer writes Out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
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> >"Can't you Please keep your mouth shut for once?"
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> >The wife smiles demurely and says,
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> >"You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
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> >As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
> >detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
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> >"Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
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> >The officer frowns and says,
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> >"And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an
> >automatic $75 fine."
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> >The driver says,
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> >"Yeah, well, you see officer; I had it on, but took it off when you
> >pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
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> >The wife says,
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> >"Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt
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> >You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
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> >And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
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> >"WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
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> >The officer looks over at the woman and asks,
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> >"Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
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> >" Only when he's been drinking."
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Love Ithar
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> >A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,
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> >"I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
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> >The driver says,
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> >"Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar
gun
> >needs calibrating."
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> >Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
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> >"Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise
> >control."
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> >As the officer writes Out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
wife
> >and growls,
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> >"Can't you Please keep your mouth shut for once?"
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> >The wife smiles demurely and says,
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> >"You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
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> >As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
> >detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
> >teeth,
> >
> >"Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
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> >The officer frowns and says,
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> >"And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an
> >automatic $75 fine."
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> >The driver says,
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> >"Yeah, well, you see officer; I had it on, but took it off when you
> >pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket."
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> >The wife says,
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> >"Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt
on.
> >You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
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> >And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
> >turns to his wife and barks,
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> >"WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
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> >The officer looks over at the woman and asks,
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> >"Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
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> >" Only when he's been drinking."
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Love Ithar