Blonde Joke (No Offense to any blondes :S)

[Angel H]

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[David C]

cool joke....

 

[Terry]

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why are Blondes like rail road tracks?
They get laid all over.

Why do blondes like tilt steering?
More head room.

How does the blonde turn on the light after ***?
She opens her car door.
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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

[/FONT]How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?? When her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Why did the blonde nurse take a red marker to work?
Incase she had to draw blood.Duh.

The waiter asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut in 12 or six slices. The blonde replied 6 I could never eat 12 peices.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!

A blonde,brunette and a red head are all in a car. They broke down so they all got out and all brought something with them incase they needed it. The brunette brought water incase they got thirsty,The red head brought food incase they got hungry.The blonde brought the car door to roll the window down incase they got hot.

A blonde knows her husband is having an affair so she follows him to a hotel where he meets this red headed lady. The blondes husband and the redhead get in the elevator together. The wife comes up opens the elevator door and puts a gun to her own head. The husband screams Honey don't!!!The blonde screams back shut up you fu(ker you're next!

This blonde is driving along and she gets pulled over by a blonde police officer. The police officer asks the blonde for her drivers licenes..The blonde driver searches through her purse and pulls out her social security card. The police officer tells her No a drivers liscense has your picture on it.The blonde driver remembers her compact has her picture in it so she pulls it out,opens it up and hands it to the police officer. The police officer looks at it and tells her I'm sorry if I had known you were a fellow officer I wouldn't have stopped you.

A man was broke down on the side of the highway. He was headed towards LA. This blonde lady pulls over to help the man. The man has two chimps with him that he should of dropped the off at the San Diego zoo an hour ago.The blonde asks if she can give the man a ride. The man says no that he has to stay there and fix his car but he tells her he will give her 100 dollars to take the chimps to the San Diego zoo.She agrees to take the chimps.The man and lady put the chimps in her car and they buckle them up. The lady and the chimps leave for the San Diego zoo. The man arrives in San deigo long after the blonde lady should of dropped off the chimps. He sees the blonde lady walking down the street with the chimps.The man was furious he says to the the blonde. I gave you a hundred dollars to take the chimps to the zoo!Why didn't you? The blonde responds I did but then we had money left over to go to Sea World.

 

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atleast the joke is better then william's joke :

 

[kydfapek]

my rating: :thumb: :thumb: 2 thumbs up

 

[Malruhn]

5 stars lol nice joke :

 

[ztepyumlimtiqbezq]

haha.... :hmm: yeah.. what a joke

 

[Liana Hovhannisyan]

A Brunette and a Blonde were driving down the highway when the Brunette says "Which is closer do you reckon, The Moon or London" The Blonde looks at her stupidely and says "Well dur you can see the moon"

Lol rate me!