blind guy walks into a pub
goes up to the bar, orders his drink and says in a loud voice "Anyone want to hear a blonde joke!!"
Guy standing besides him leans over to the blind man and says..
"Before you tell the blonde joke, I think I should point out a fewthings to you.
There are 2 guys at a table just behind us, both are professional footabll players, over 6 ft and 120kilos.
There's a another guy on your right-hand side, professional wrestler, 260lbs and looks awfully mean..
The guy behind the bar, who served you your drink is also blonde..
And last but not least, I'm also a blonde...
Are you sure you want to tell a blonde joke??"
Blind man pauses and replies,
"no, your right..I don't want to have to explain the joke 5 times"
goes up to the bar, orders his drink and says in a loud voice "Anyone want to hear a blonde joke!!"
Guy standing besides him leans over to the blind man and says..
"Before you tell the blonde joke, I think I should point out a fewthings to you.
There are 2 guys at a table just behind us, both are professional footabll players, over 6 ft and 120kilos.
There's a another guy on your right-hand side, professional wrestler, 260lbs and looks awfully mean..
The guy behind the bar, who served you your drink is also blonde..
And last but not least, I'm also a blonde...
Are you sure you want to tell a blonde joke??"
Blind man pauses and replies,
"no, your right..I don't want to have to explain the joke 5 times"